How to Wall Run in Real Life
Guide to Wall Running in Real Life
-Pictures by Recursive, Guide by Citizen
Introduction:
Wall running in real life involves a series of steps that are necessary in order to master this specific tactic. While many believe that wall running is strictly a European style move, it has only (to date) been mastered by Korean Style Specialist, Recursive. In this guide, we will demonstrate and carefully map out the steps to learning this technique.
Step 1: Connect your keyboard and mouse directly into your cerebral cortex and upper spinal cord.* Approach the wall at full speed.
Step 2: As soon as you get within range, press spacebar. Once pressed, you will begin the wall climb.
Step 3: Climb the wall to the desired height.
Note: If the maximum height is achieved, you will run out of room and fall to the ground.
When in Doubt:: Bail.
* Consult your parental guardian(s) and/or doctor prior to attempting to connect your mouse and keyboard to your central nervous system.
(This is a parody guide written in response to Recursive's experiments as recorded in this thread.)
