The corrupt Wish Game! <3

[SwordsandPie]

Granted but when you open the fridge it crushes you to death

I wish I had a rock

[Dash]

Granted, but it is not your own currency but lesser value.

I wish I had a refrigirator with an infinite amount of Food!

What's the problem if I have enough foreign monnies to buy a comp?

I wish I had a rock

Granted, but you slip and fall on it with your head.

I wish I had a free game to play.

[LeaderofGREY]

What's the problem if I have enough foreign monnies to buy a comp?

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You DID have enough money but it was a LESSER currency (you wouldnt have enough to buy the comp)

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Granted but the game was weird

I wish I had an armour

[SwordsandPie]

You DID have enough money but it was a LESSER currency (you wouldnt have enough to buy the comp)

Wait even though it was of a lesser currency wouldn't there have been more so there would be enough?

Anywho, Granted but it blew up

I wish I had a lentil.

[God-King Sonblade]

Granted, but God Smited you since not even he knew what a lentil is

I wish I got a PS3

[Wallison]

Granted, but there arent any games for it.

I wish I wasn't so damn lazy.

[God-King Sonblade]

You run outside and get hit by a truck LOL

I wish I was an admin in GunZ

[Anga]

Granted, but the e-drama causes you to quit.

I wish someone would do this research project for me.

[LeaderofGREY]

Granted but it was done by a monkey

I wish I had an infinite amount and source of energy

[Wallison]

Granted. The US Government kidnaps you and sends you to Iraq, where you get used as a nuke.
-Edit-
Just realized I read that wish wrong... who cares, it still applies -_-

I wish for the Internet.

[Firedauz]

Granted, but the full version is still pending to be released and so is its forum, so just gonna have to wait forever for it

I wish to grabbed Oprah with my Eskimo gloves.

[NSman]

"I wish to grab Oprah with my Eskimo gloves."
Granted, but Oprah is heavy and your arms fall off.

I wish for 10 more wishes to use later for something useful, productive, or funm.

[God-King Sonblade]

Granted, but you have no time to use them!
I wish for a flawless wish that has no backfire

[NSman]

Granted, but it does nothing.

I wish I had time to use my 10 wished that were granted above.

[Nayruu]

granted but you are killed in a tragic wild gerbil accident

i wish for a stick of dynamite (lol this should be easy for the next person XD)

[LeaderofGREY]

Granted but the stick of dynamite was defective =3 (went in a diffrent direction)

I wish for a super powered weapon of destruction used to slave all of humankind

[NSman]

Granted, but you are a human.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

[God-King Sonblade]

The real chuck norris kills you
I wish I was Bill Gates

[NSman]

The real bill gates kills you.

I wish I could fly.

[God-King Sonblade]

You are shot down
I wish for nothing

[sonicshadow]

Granted, but you are struck by E-lightning due to your blasphemy toward this game.

I wish I could play the Black Key's Etude on my piano. T_T

[God-King Sonblade]

Your fingers break while playing it.
I wish for the ability of eternal life without aging or being injured

[NSman]

Granted, but during your lifetime, you get stuck under a rockslide and get trapped under a mountain for eternity.

I wish I was Invincible.

[Chiharu-chan]

Granted, but you found out you lost your body, so thus you won't be able to kill anyone.

I wish for some cookies.

[Anga]

Granted but they are stale, hard-rock oatmeal cookies.

I wish I had started this damn project earlier.