The corrupt Wish Game! <3

[Anthop]

Pegasus flies you up to the heavens. And gives you a grand tour while on his back. You meet the angels and shake God's hand. Then, Pegasus drops you, and you fall and die.

I wish I could teleport >_>.


EDIT: Whoops, got beat to it ^^;.

You are now a moderator. Of a random forum in the middle of the internet-desert that no one visits or posts at :P.

I still wish I could teleport XD.

[Soliloquy_]

Granted, but you were teleported back to your home, with your mom waiting for you to get spanked.

I wish that I can have a nice, warm chocolate drink.

[ArcanumCloud]

Granted but it will be poisoned. =O
I wish for a giant freddo frog ^^

[james1001]

Granted . but the frog nibbles your clothe

I wish there is no such thing as "HOMEWORK"

[Ashlyed]

Granted, but in replacement, you get "Assignment"
I wish I could stop time.

[Lucky Cat]

Granted, but you cant unstop it.

I wish I could do things like this guy -> http://urban.zen.praktik.ru/DvinskCl...an_LeParkour_1
(click the camera and watch the show)

[freeflex]

Granted. But u lost your memory. I wish I can do anything i like

[Lucky Cat]

I lost my memory? Wtf dose that have to do with parkour and free running?


I grant your wish, but the only thing you seem to like is to be on the receiving end of an ass rape.

I wish Lincoln would eat your brains.

[zoren]

Granted but he is still hungry so he eats your brains too.

I wish Lucky Cat wasnt lucky.

[vethor]

granted, but he swaps mine for his O.o

I wish for 25 hours in a day.

[zoren]

Granted but you have nothing to do that extra hour.

I wish for a good wish

[Ashlyed]

EDIT: Granted, but nothing is granted.
I wish that someone have double penises (jk jk)

[Soliloquy_]

Granted, and that someone is you. j/k

I wish for tampons.

/can't get enough of the Tampons fever.

[Gokul]

Granted, it was all ur dream.. =O
I wish for true love

[Soliloquy_]

Granted, but the one that you offered your true love was not given back to you.

I wish that there is another "live" planet outside the Earth, where we can live.

[zoren]

Granted but then it gets blown up

I wish not to be sick

[Ashlyed]

Granted, only for 5 seconds.
I wish that the moon is mine! And I can live within that satelitte !

[Soliloquy_]

Granted, but the moon is made of cheese, and the sun will just melt it.

I wish for the seven Harry Potter books.
/gimme the books, please.

[Anga]

Granted, the other harry potter fans kill you for the books and JKR sues your family.

I wish for some real NC bbq.

[Ashlyed]

Granted, you get New Cat bad bad qitty.
I wish for a new bed.

[Soliloquy_]

Granted, but it has no mattress, therefore you can't "bounce." LOL
I wish for my very own personal computer.

[sindedawg]

Granted, the one you got just got a virus!!!!

I wish for a new car *cough* Ferrari *cough*

[Ashlyed]

Granted, but it was delivered to my house
I wish for a driver.

[sindedawg]

Granted, but drank a bottle of poisin coffee

I wish for a girl ^_^

[Soliloquy_]

Granted, but she was a transsexual. LOL
I wish to have a nice chit-chat with a friend.