I laffed hard.
"Add a head of lettuce and some crutons, and invite the neighbors over for a salad."
He pooped it out
Ok....i'm 14 years old and at this age everyone is like bicurious. So i stuck a baby carrot in my butt and it felt really good but i stuck it in too deep and my butthole closed. I tried sticking my fingers in there to take it out but when i touched the carrot, it went further back. Should I go to the ER or doctor or something? Or should I wait until I have to poop?
I have a carrot stuck in my butt!!!? - Yahoo! Answers
Why did u stick a carrot up ur ass? I could of stuck my penor, and its easier to take out. nooooob
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There's many people on that website who know so much about what happens when you stick a carrot up your butt for some reason.
i recommend they bend you over the bed and paddle that butt of yours until the carrot comes out the other end ! if you were my child .. yes , i would be beating your butt for that ! nasty ! i might even make you eat it too ...
god i hope she was joking.
Wait until you have to poop.
But if you push it your intestinal tract might fall out along with the carrot.
Find a little asian child (They have really small hands) and make them reach up there and take it out for you.
You can also give them the carrot afterwards as a treat!
Anal play is awesome.
I had a flashlight stuck once.
Look - I'm Odin. You don't know me, I don't know you; lets keep it that way. I don't care how old you are, where you live, or what grade you're in. I don't. At. All. It's not important and it won't affect my relationship with you in any way, shape or form, and is simply irrelevant information.
"I'll tell ya somethin'else too... if at 14, the most comparable thing you could find in size is the size of a baby carrot, your problems don't end here."
- Some ******.