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    Default I have a carrot stuck in my butt!!!?

    Ok....i'm 14 years old and at this age everyone is like bicurious. So i stuck a baby carrot in my butt and it felt really good but i stuck it in too deep and my butthole closed. I tried sticking my fingers in there to take it out but when i touched the carrot, it went further back. Should I go to the ER or doctor or something? Or should I wait until I have to poop?



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    Default Re: I have a carrot stuck in my butt!!!?

    I laffed hard.

    "Add a head of lettuce and some crutons, and invite the neighbors over for a salad."


    looooool.

    He pooped it out


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R-yfJo0lBI

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    Default Re: I have a carrot stuck in my butt!!!?

    Why did u stick a carrot up ur ass? I could of stuck my penor, and its easier to take out. nooooob

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    Default Re: I have a carrot stuck in my butt!!!?

    There's many people on that website who know so much about what happens when you stick a carrot up your butt for some reason.

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    Default Re: I have a carrot stuck in my butt!!!?

    that's ****ed up and hilarious

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    i recommend they bend you over the bed and paddle that butt of yours until the carrot comes out the other end ! if you were my child .. yes , i would be beating your butt for that ! nasty ! i might even make you eat it too ...

    god i hope she was joking.
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    Okok.

    Wait until you have to poop.

    But if you push it your intestinal tract might fall out along with the carrot.

    Or.

    Find a little asian child (They have really small hands) and make them reach up there and take it out for you.

    You can also give them the carrot afterwards as a treat!

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    You all got trolled.

    Im ashamed bao.
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    I sense the sarcasm. Thats how smart I am. Nice try, I know you dont think I am really smart.

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    Default Re: I have a carrot stuck in my butt!!!?

    Anal play is awesome.

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    Default Re: I have a carrot stuck in my butt!!!?

    I had a flashlight stuck once.
    Look - I'm Odin. You don't know me, I don't know you; lets keep it that way. I don't care how old you are, where you live, or what grade you're in. I don't. At. All. It's not important and it won't affect my relationship with you in any way, shape or form, and is simply irrelevant information.

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    Quote Originally Posted by [Theo]Duality View Post
    You all got trolled.

    Im ashamed bao.
    obviously, but that doesn't mean it's a not ****ed up thought or a not a funny one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by murdajvc View Post
    I had a flashlight stuck once.
    "holy" butt xdd
    I remember you...

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    "I'll tell ya somethin'else too... if at 14, the most comparable thing you could find in size is the size of a baby carrot, your problems don't end here."

    - Some ******.
    I am good, you simply, are not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shrijan View Post
    Why did u stick a carrot up ur ass? I could of stuck my penor, and its easier to take out. nooooob
    LMAAAAAAAAOOOOO...

    This made me lol hard looool

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