Any ways to hide the beer smell from parents.

[BO0M]

Originally Posted by lordshaft

don't drink ?

qft .

[TheMasterOGames]

2 beers wont have any effect, unless you are like 5, there is nothing to worry about

This thread is now about drunken stories and shena****ns.

[i_will_pwn_u]

Erm,ye dont worry just think about how much ur drinkin.


It's fun gettin drunk but u come back late and u got the "worry" type of parents you screwed bro.

[manofsparrow]

Maybe ask your parents if you could just try one/two beers just for experimentation? It should work, unless they're Nazi parents.

[That 1 Guy]

Spent the night at a friends instead. Just be sure to pull into his house after his parents are asleep. Theres no really bad beer smell that can't be taking out with gum or mints, and if you're only drinking two beers then any trace will probably be gone before you even leave the bon fire. You should be more like me, have your parents leave for the weekend then get your friends dad to buy you and some others beer. Then have about 10 floating beer cars in the pool in the morning with the rest sprawled out all over your porch and a few on the kitchen floor from where you were laughing so hard you couldn't get up so you spilled a bunch and left the cans there.

[ChunkyGerbil]

Originally Posted by That 1 Guy

Spent the night at a friends instead. Just be sure to pull into his house after his parents are asleep. Theres no really bad beer smell that can't be taking out with gum or mints, and if you're only drinking two beers then any trace will probably be gone before you even leave the bon fire. You should be more like me, have your parents leave for the weekend then get your friends dad to buy you and some others beer. Then have about 10 floating beer cars in the pool in the morning with the rest sprawled out all over your porch and a few on the kitchen floor from where you were laughing so hard you couldn't get up so you spilled a bunch and left the cans there.

10 beer cars floating in a pool!? That must be a huge ass pool.

[Kush]

Originally Posted by Pitbull

yea so im going to a party tonight at 8... its going to be a bon fire in the woods with booze and sh1t.. and i never drunk beer before but i am now going to try it out tonight.. I am worried though about my dad smelling me and finding out that i drunk... any ways to hide it? like chew mints before i come home /change shirt quickly b4 dad see's that im back so he cant smell it on me?

uhhh i used to go home wasted all the time..but


gum..unless you spill **** all over you then i guess change.

[°Jacob°]

pitbull iz such a c00l dude, he goes to parties and drinks

[Heidenreich8]

Rofl .

[Dicey]

Originally Posted by Wings

You serious about this ?

Sounds like, hi, my first party

and the result will be, OMG IT SUCKED THEY ALL TEASED ME I WILL NVR GO TO PARTY AGEN!!

Rofl just what I was thinking.

Originally Posted by Pitbull

ya. i srs and i only plan on having like 2 beers.

edit: no not my first party. been to like 7 other partys but i never really drunk.. i just chilled without beer . but looked retarded cuase every1 else was drinkin so yea.. + i very curious on how it feels to drink

By that he means some sleepovers on a school night where they stayed up till 10pm drinking Red Bull.

[(Destro)]

How did it go?

I went skateboarding the first time I got drunk, because I thought it would not hurt if I fell off. But .. it didn't really work out.

[Kris]

Originally Posted by SubZeroCookies

bon fire? booze? a party? LOLZ i dont think so little camper.

you won .

[Powerline]

Originally Posted by Heidenreich8

Rofl .

Qft .

[guntakeda]

Originally Posted by Pitbull

yea so im going to a party tonight at 8... its going to be a bon fire in the woods with booze and sh1t.. and i never drunk beer before but i am now going to try it out tonight.. I am worried though about my dad smelling me and finding out that i drunk... any ways to hide it? like chew mints before i come home /change shirt quickly b4 dad see's that im back so he cant smell it on me?

IF you consume more than 5 or 6 bottles of American Piss water then you will smell of it. Drunk people dont know it, but you stink of booze when your drunk, not just breath: BO aswell lol. (Im a bar man)

Brush your teeth when you get home, change your shirt spray lynx or something on and you should be okay.

I doubt you will get drunk or anything, as American beer really is like water lol.

[Chess]

Originally Posted by guntakeda

IF you consume more than 5 or 6 bottles of American Piss water then you will smell of it. Drunk people dont know it, but you stink of booze when your drunk, not just breath: BO aswell lol. (Im a bar man)

Brush your teeth when you get home, change your shirt spray lynx or something on and you should be okay.

I doubt you will get drunk or anything, as American beer really is like water lol.

this man is absolutely right, he's from Ireland.