Your favourite quotes.

[•†RED†•]

Simple, post your favourite quotes.
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Eminem : Don't do drugs, don't kill people, don't have unsafe sex, leave that to me.

Originally Posted by Nayokia

Red is like the jesus of the internet.

Originally Posted by FortunateSon

Red is a valued member of the Gunz community, show some respect to him.

Originally Posted by FortunateSon

10/10 for trying but seriously as others have said, just stick with Reds guide and you will be fine.

Originally Posted by Escoda

Reds version is alot better, i admit.
It just isn't as good as Reds is. All you need to know ..

Quote:
Originally Posted by •†RED†•
Korean blood...So...? Dude, I'm Russian you're korean does this mean that I'm bigger because my country is bigger? Or do I see more because you're eyes are like flat screen?


Originally Posted by Butter2005
LMAO - that is a ****ing classic 10/10 xD

Originally Posted by •†RED†•]WOOT! I got someone who does not hate me!!! Omg, how da hell that happend, well kewl! <3

Originally posted by Gonoto] =)

U r pro, people see dat.

*FuFa: "*Chinese signs here*" says:
Red ur like the pro of doomness in gunz but u just don want to hear it...ur a real gentleman

Originally Posted by •†RED†•

Life is about respect, and you need to earn it, what I'm giving you is a chance, now don't make us both regret it

Red `-` Arashi /// Atleast we got a couple of grown people. /// Tenminste hebben wij iemand volwassen. = D /// I'm a LOSER. says:
Or you could see ladies making out.

My new quote.. xD We were thinking what to do at a birthday party from Dennis. I suggested doing the "bottle game", putting magnets in your cloths and in the bottle. Or you could do the same with ladies.. Why? Read the above quote.. xD

Originally Posted by Daryth

Meh, you DO have a worse life than me... Thanks for details. But there are some people who don't have lives, they live on the streets. Steal and keep is their rules... That is the way they have to live their lives, and mostly they die of starvation <-- Not a good way

But, as I said earlier take either A or B...

PS:: Dont take B... T_T your a cool guy on these forums lol!

From serious dicussion, I just loved to see someone saying that last highlighted part and actually talking to me about my life.

Originally Posted by *FuFa

if i whould be gay i whould kiss you now but im not gay so i say thank you dude

Originally Posted by SeriOoS

RED FTW

I see posts of RED in every topic >_> so he's my idol

Originally Posted by smallpoo

OK the guy is right whit his quotes RED is the holy god of gunzfactor

^Beat. That.

That *FuFa, Is *FuFa from here. *FuFa = Dennis.

[Lucky Cat]

Originally Posted by King Banana

Lightspeed so I could bang several birds in the time it takes to bang one, premature ejaculation ftw.

Originally Posted by MajorMK

I'm weird, I envy birds. ;_; >_>;

I still these are funny.

[•†RED†•]

Originally Posted by Lucky Cat

I still these are funny.

Lawl, birds perverts.. >.>

EDIT : I edited one more quote from Escoda.

[Lucky Cat]

Originally Posted by ishootyou

People like you make Stalin cry.

That was directed at meh, I think.

[Toshiharu]

Originally Posted by toshiharu

im GOD........

best 1 evere

[berserkuh]

"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness." (Nietzsche)
"To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others." (Anne-Sophie Swetchine)
"Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command." (Alan Watts)
"A Friend's love says: " If you ever need anything," True Love says: " You'll never need anything"" (Jimi Hollemans)
"Love reminds you that nothing else matters."
"For better or worse, love never dies" (Edis Crncevic)
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
"When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out." (Elizabeth Bowen)
"To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides." (David Viscott)
"Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important." (Lisa Hoffman)
"Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth."
"Love is friendship set on fire." (Jeremy Taylor)
"Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I love you." (Erich Fromm)
"If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with a little rain!" (Dolly Parton)
"I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams." (W.B. Yeats)
"I don't make you feel special, I just remind you that you are special." (David F. Sims)
"Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love." (Albert Einstein)
"For those who love... time is eternity..." (Henry Van Dyke)
"Each morning as I awaken your the reason I smile, Your the reason I love."(Jerry Burton)
"Doubt that the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love." ("Hamlet")
"Didn't you know that people hide love like a flower too precious to be picked?" (Wu Ti)
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage."
(Lao Tzo)
"Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart." (Kahlil Gibran)
"At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet." (Plato)
"At the beginning and at the end of love, the two lovers are embarrassed to find themselves alone" (La Bruyere)
"As the ocean is never full of water, so is the heart never full of love."
"As selfishness and complaint pervert and cloud the mind, so love with its joy clears and sharpens the vision." (Helen Keller)
"There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved." (George Sand)
"Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age." (Jeanne Moreau)
"Anyone can look at others eyes, but Lovers can see into each others' souls through the eyes." (Larry Latta)
"All you need is love." (John Lennon)
"All thoughts, all passions, all delights Whatever stirs this mortal frame All are but ministers of Love And feed his sacred flame."(Samuel Coleridge)
"a song isn't a song until you sing it a bell isn't a bell until you ring it love in your heart isn't put there to say love isn't love until you give it away"
"A man is not where he lives, but where he loves.(Latin proverbs)
"A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years."(Rupert Brooke)
"A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know."(Mistinguett)
"... what we love intensely or for a long time we are likely to bring within the citadel, and to assert as part of oneself.'(Nicholas Chamfort)
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, nor touched... but are felt in the heart."(Helen Keller)
"It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it." (La Rochefoucauld)
"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."(Abraham Crowley)
"So much of what we know of love we learn at home."
"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."
"In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two." (Erich Fromm)
"In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love, you want the other person." (Margaret Anderson)
"In the confusion we stay with each other, happy to be together, speaking without uttering a single word." (Walt Whitman)
"It is love, not reason, that is stronger than death." (Thomas Mann)
"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction."(Saint-Exupery)
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."(Ingrid Bergman)
"Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies."(John Donne)
"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."(Benjamin Franklin)
"It's hard to tell if you love someone until they are gone." (G.D. Swan)
"Kisses that are easily obtained are easily forgotten." (English proverbs)
"Love rules without rules."
"I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."(Henry Ward Beecher)
"Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life."(Joseph Conrad)
"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"(Christopher Marlowe)
"Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are."(Houssaye)
"We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together."(La Bruyere)
"Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases." (Chinese proverbs)
"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."(St. Augustine)
"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."(Alexander Smith)
"When we are in love we often doubt that which we most believe."(La Rochefoucauld)
"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."(Charles Caleb Colton)
"The richest love is that which submits to the arbitration of time."(Lawrence Durrell)
"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."(La Rochefoucauld)
"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love."(Stendhal)
"There is no remedy for love but to love more."(Thoreau)
"Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time... It tells us to tell each other right now that we love each other."(Leo F. Buscaglia)
"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best."(William M. Thackeray)
"If you love someone, let them go. If they return to you, it was meant to be. If they don't, their love was never yours to begin with..."
"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away."(Alicia Barnhart)
"You call it madness, but I call it love."(Don Byas)
"Who says love never lives? Maybe we've never lived."
"Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less."(Will Moss)
"If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest."
"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."
"Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds."(Shakespeare)
"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."
"We all want to fall in love. Why? Because that experience makes us feel completely alive. Where every sense is heightened, every emotion is magnified, our everyday reality is shattered and we are flying into the heavens. It may only last a moment, an hour, an afternoon. But that doesn't diminish its value. Because we are left with memories that we treasure for the rest of our lives."
"When love is not madness, it is not love"

[•†RED†•]

Are you a mega quotes geek/nerd? `-`

[Chiharu-chan]

I find this funny. It was during a TDM on GunZ.

(Team)§kyLover: Team... I got something to say...
(Team)Chiharu-chan: huh?
(Team)†Strabewri: wat?
(Team)§kyLover: You all...
(Team)§kyLover: suck...
(Team)Chiharu-chan: wha?
(Team)§kyLover: So give me all your hp/ap pack and spray right behind me.
(Team)†Strabewri: lol
(Team)Chiharu-chan: Ahh... ^^;

[•†RED†•]

Originally Posted by Chiharu-chan

I find this funny. It was during a TDM on GunZ.

(Team)§kyLover: Team... I got something to say...
(Team)Chiharu-chan: huh?
(Team)†Strabewri: wat?
(Team)§kyLover: You all...
(Team)§kyLover: suck...
(Team)Chiharu-chan: wha?
(Team)§kyLover: So give me all your hp/ap pack and spray right behind me.
(Team)†Strabewri: lol
(Team)Chiharu-chan: Ahh... ^^;

LAWL! Now that owns lmfao.. XD

[Aphrodite]

"Girls, girls, girls, girls gimme gimme gimme some head
I like the nasty thing that you do to me in bed" -GG Allin

"cause it's Allright to expose yourself to kids
do it now before they grow up and it's too late
Find an elementary school at recess time
pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate" -GG Allin

"I'm infected with AIDS
I **** every day
I kill everything i ****" -GG Allin

[TrainerSocks]

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

gotta love bash.org

[•†RED†•]

"Girls, girls, girls, girls gimme gimme gimme some head
I like the nasty thing that you do to me in bed" -GG Allin

"cause it's Allright to expose yourself to kids
do it now before they grow up and it's too late
Find an elementary school at recess time
pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate" -GG Allin

"I'm infected with AIDS
I **** every day
I kill everything i ****" -GG Allin

You're a pervert. O.o

[berserkuh]

Batch #2:
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." (Albert Einstein)
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." (Oscar Wilde)
"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." (Martin Luther King)
"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it." (gandhi)
"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality." (Einstein)
"Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex." (Karl Marx)
"Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley)
"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake)
"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong." (Gandhi)
"If you haven't forgiven yourself something, how can you forgive others?" (Dolores Huerta)
"Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe." (H.G. Wells)
"Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading." (G. M. Trevelyan)
"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week." (Evan Esar)
"Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology." (Clive James)
"Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten" (skinner)
"Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds." (Roosevelt)
"You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?""(Bernard Shaw)
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edgar Allan Poe)
"Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends."
"The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed."
"A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling." (Arthur Brisbane)
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." (Isaac Asimov)
"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." (Saint Exupery)
"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." (D. Eisenhower)
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." (Samuel Johnson)
"Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact." (George Eliot)
"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world." (George Washington)
"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." (Frank Lloyd Wright)
"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." (Plato)
"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems." (Paul Erdos)
"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better." (A. J. Liebling)
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." (Henry Ford)
"He who opens a school door, closes a prison" (Victor Hugo)
"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. " (Igor Stravinsky)
"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. " (Soren Aabye Kierkegaard)
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." (Napoleon)
"I am a part of everything that I have read." (John Kieran)
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher." (Ambrose Bierce)
"The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for." (Allan K. Chalmers)
"Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak.Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen." (Winston Churchill)
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." (Thomas Jefferson)
"Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom" (Marcel Proust)
"Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember." Oscar Levant
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein)
"There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread." (Mahatma Gandhi)
"When you become obsessed with the enemy you become the enemy"
"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true." (James Branch Cabell)
"Some books makes me want to go adventuring, others feel that they have saved me the trouble." (Ashleigh Brilliant)
"I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it." (Pablo Picasso)
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science." (Einstein)
"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people." (Hyman G. Rickover)
"Nothing goes by luck in composition. It allows of no tricks. The best you can write will be the best you are."(Thoreau)
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. " (Socrates)
"It takes a genius to whine appealingly."(F. Scott Fitzgerald)
"While the State exists, there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." (Lenin)
"Facts are the enemy of truth." (Don Quixote)
"It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated." (Alec Bourne)
"The nice thing about egoists is that they don't talk about other people."(Lucille S. Harper)
"A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship." (John D. Rockefeller)
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." Franklin Roosevelt
"To believe your own thought, to believe that what is true for you in your private heart is true for all men - that is genius."(Ralph Emerson)
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." (Martin Luther King)
"One man can be a crucial ingredient on a team, but one man cannot make a team." (Kareem Abdul-Jabbar)
"History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon." (Napoleon)
"Sometimes even to live is an act of courage." (Seneca)
"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do." (Jean-Paul Sartre)
"Imagination is more important than knowledge, for knowledge is limited while imagination embraces the entire world."(Einstein)
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." (Albert Einstein)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." (Voltaire)
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." (Einstein)
"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." (Winston Churchill)
"Everything I've ever done my entire life has prepared me for what I'm just about to do." (John Bradshaw)
"A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit." (John C. Maxwell)
"A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them." (John C. Maxwell)
"Only one thing is ever guaranteed, that is that you will definitely not achieve the goal if you don't take the shot." (Wayne Gretzky)
"People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little."(Jean Jacques Rousseau)
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance." (Derek Bok)
"Last words are for people who haven't said anything in life." (Karl Marx)
"To see things in the seed, that is genius."(Lao-tzu)
"The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires."(William Arthur Ward)
"Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance."(Confucious)
"When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'" (T. Roosevelt)
"Knowing and not doing are equal to not knowing at all."
"Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing." (Roosevelt)
"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it!"
"When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on."(Thomas Jefferson)
"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."(Chamfort)
"It is innocence that is full and experience that is empty. It is innocence that wins and experience that loses."(Charles Peguy)
"Books are children of the brain." (Jonathon Swift)

[Gokul]

"Sex is overrated,
Love is underrated"

- Me





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[Aphrodite]

Originally Posted by •†RED†•

You're a pervert. O.o

their quotes, i didnt say em. but yes i am.
gg allin is a role model for young children everywhere.