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| Gunzfactorian Guardian | Quote:
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- "It's about time you got here! A whole battalion had gotten ambushed, and most of them are critically wounded!" The man in a doctor's clothes nodded. He unsheathed a sword of blue. He immediately said to the first patient in sight: "How are you feeling?" "I've got a FUGGIN' BULLET THAT FLEW THROUGH MY FOREARM! HOW DO YOU THINK THAT FEELS--" "Hold still." The swordsman jabbed his blade into forearm. "ARGH! WHAT THE F--Hey, it doesn't hurt anymore!" "I'm glad." The man continued throughout the camp in this fashion, slicing, and stabbing people, as he healed them. He was like the EXACT opposite of a demonic assasin, but was still using a blade. One of the patients said: "Okay, what the hell was that? One moment, I had several bullet wounds on both my kidneys, and the next, I'm feelin fine!" "Well, at least you ain't got a bullet in your head! The bloody man just marched up on me and jabbed my forehead! With a sword!" -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- | |
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| Gunzfactorian Guardian Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: ^I'm the red guy.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | How about a gun which fires magic bullets? Like: Silver Bullet: Armor Piercing Red Bullet: Fiery Explosion White Bullet: Heal Allies/Self Green Bullet: Poison Blue Bullet: Reflect Back Black Bullet: Blindness Yellow Bullet: Laser NOTE: Taken from DGM |
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| Gunzfactorian Guardian | Lol @ healing sword and healing pistols and "monster cannonball" rocket launcher. *starts planning the next weapon for the next contest* I have thought of typing out the weapon I thought of a long time ago which I released as a weapon mod for another game... *hint* Last edited by STM1993; 07-12-2008 at 08:58 AM. |
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| Gunzfactorian Guardian | Quote:
As a comedian... ...Well, technically a comedian. I crack a lot of puns. They are quite fragile. *badum pish* ...lol. As a comedian/joker, I appreciate a laugh. XD. | |
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