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| Gunzfactorian Soldier | I stalked him down, strapped him onto a tree. Cut off his left testicle and left the right one to hang for 1 minute while I got a rabbit to jump to wiggle it. Then, cut the right one off completely and then chop off his d**k. Put salt on the wound and then grow a bamboo stalk under his ass for a week. Eventually it will be up in the hole and then I will set fire to the bamboo stalk and give third degree burns on the inside of his bum. Then I will pig him up so he has to crap with the third degree burns in his bum which is pretty painful. Eventually, I skin him alive and chuck him into the ocean filled with salt water. ....my friend made this up! |
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| Gunzfactorian Commando Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Canada, B.C
Posts: 2,547
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | I'd be completely sealed in a ball protected by the angels a both which cannot be penetrated by even God himself. And then I will send AIR STRIKE to nuke all earth, GG I win this game. Do I get a prize? |
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