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[Dakantos]

Originally Posted by bmx000

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A man came along and seen 3 signs, he picked the 3rd one. You are driving in the highway and the car infront of you is VERY slow

1. Drive in front
2. Throw a rock
3. Just go along with the speed

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You throw a 300000000000 ton boulder onto the car. The man slowly bleeds to death as only his penis was caught by the boulder and he refused to cut it off.

You.


1. Keep Driving.
2. Blame it on a murda.
3. Fap to it, then post it on 4chan.

[murdajvc]

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The govaments are after you for posting the image, as he was actually a child.

1:Go as normal(What has the government ever done right?)
2:Go to The Colbert Report to tell your story
3:**** a cow.

[NöôB]

You **** a cow to get your anger out. The farmer come out with his shotgun

1. Pull out your pistol
2. Pay him
3. Say "no english"

[Paul]

1. The farmer, in the middle of loading a shell into his gun, drops his unloaded weapon and puts his arms in the air.

1). Shoot him in the face.
2). Force him to dance around by shooting around his feet.
3). Order him to pull down his pants and get on his hands and knees next to the cow.

[terence775]

2. The farmer is now dancing around like an idiot while cursing you.

1) You had your fun, shoot him in the face?
2) Order him to pull down his pants and get on his hands and knees next to the cow.
3) Ask the farmer to aid you in your battle against the goverment

[Colby]

Originally Posted by terence775

2. The farmer is now dancing around like an idiot while cursing you.

1) You had your fun, shoot him in the face?
2) Order him to pull down his pants and get on his hands and knees next to the cow.
3) Ask the farmer to aid you in your battle against the goverment

3. You find out the farmer is actually part of a secret organization within the goverment and he is able to grant you acess to one of three places before the goverment tracks him down and slaughters him.

1. The Oval Office (perfect for assasination of the president).
2. The Pentagon (Also good for assasinations)
3. The area 51 test site (good for finding mutants and aliens [Possibly getting abducted?)