Make Jiah laugh and get +rep! - Page 2

Matt[CV] · 10-12-2007, 06:57 PM

I am so awesome i deserve rep anyway.

~~dylan<3~~ · 10-12-2007, 06:59 PM

Nope, nothing.

Avatar12 · 10-12-2007, 07:00 PM

SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED STEVIE WONDER, SO WE BLACKED OUT YOUR WINDSHIELD

~~dylan<3~~ · 10-12-2007, 07:01 PM

Not budging =/

Plus you already posted a pic, so no dice.

RULEsPlz

SecksiiBack · 10-12-2007, 07:04 PM

Why did the woman cross the road?
She didn't there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Kamishiro Yuki · 10-12-2007, 07:04 PM

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

~~dylan<3~~ · 10-12-2007, 07:05 PM

Nothing man, nothing.

Hint : Black jokes are best.

SecksiiBack · 10-12-2007, 07:07 PM

wasted my turn. I wud have done blak jokes but desu rly did gud with his kfc one and mine wud suk in comparison

~~dylan<3~~ · 10-12-2007, 07:08 PM

Heh, atleast SOME people read the rules.

~~dylan<3~~ · 10-12-2007, 07:12 PM

Still 4 more spots left for GOLDIEZ.

Hitoshi · 10-12-2007, 07:15 PM

Hey...Im black <_<.

Kamishiro Yuki · 10-12-2007, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiah

Still 4 more spots left for GOLDIEZ.

what do you call 3 spics, a chink, and 3 N11ggas standing in a line? A water sprinkler. "Spic- Spic- Spic- Chink- N11ggas- N11ggas- N11ggas"

(3)Hinata · 10-12-2007, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hitoshi

Hey...Im black <_<.

2 small cant read

BTW you like cats ?

[Desu] · 10-12-2007, 07:17 PM

yay 8.5 on the lulz scale!

~~dylan<3~~ · 10-12-2007, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by narasect

what do you call 3 spics, a chink, and 3 N11ggas standing in a line? A water sprinkler. "Spic- Spic- Spic- Chink- N11ggas- N11ggas- N11ggas"

Was alright, but didn't make it on the lulz list.

10-12-2007, 06:57 PM	#16 (permalink)
Matt[CV] Gunzfactorian Postcount Demi-God Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: UK, Norfolk Posts: 8,365	Re: Make Jiah laugh and get +rep! I am so awesome i deserve rep anyway.

10-12-2007, 06:59 PM	#17 (permalink)
~~dylan<3~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 3,770 dylan<3's GamerBio	Re: Make Jiah laugh and get +rep! Nope, nothing.

10-12-2007, 07:00 PM	#18 (permalink)
Avatar12 Gunzfactorian Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Argentina Posts: 144 Avatar12's GamerBio	Re: Make Jiah laugh and get +rep! SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED STEVIE WONDER, SO WE BLACKED OUT YOUR WINDSHIELD __________________

10-12-2007, 07:01 PM	#19 (permalink)
~~dylan<3~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 3,770 dylan<3's GamerBio	Re: Make Jiah laugh and get +rep! Not budging =/ Plus you already posted a pic, so no dice. RULEsPlz

10-12-2007, 07:04 PM	#20 (permalink)
SecksiiBack Gunzfactorian Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 199 SecksiiBack's GamerBio	Re: Make Jiah laugh and get +rep! Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

10-12-2007, 07:04 PM	#21 (permalink)
Kamishiro Yuki Gunzfactorian Hero Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,101	Re: Make Jiah laugh and get +rep! A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" __________________ Do you need cheap hosting? Visit our site at Supreme Host Or do you need learn how to hack? (We dont release any game hacks!) Hackers Grounded

10-12-2007, 07:05 PM	#22 (permalink)
~~dylan<3~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 3,770 dylan<3's GamerBio	Re: Make Jiah laugh and get +rep! Nothing man, nothing. Hint : Black jokes are best.

10-12-2007, 07:07 PM	#23 (permalink)
SecksiiBack Gunzfactorian Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 199 SecksiiBack's GamerBio	Re: Make Jiah laugh and get +rep! wasted my turn. I wud have done blak jokes but desu rly did gud with his kfc one and mine wud suk in comparison

10-12-2007, 07:08 PM	#24 (permalink)
~~dylan<3~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 3,770 dylan<3's GamerBio	Re: Make Jiah laugh and get +rep! Heh, atleast SOME people read the rules.

10-12-2007, 07:12 PM	#25 (permalink)
~~dylan<3~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 3,770 dylan<3's GamerBio	Re: Make Jiah laugh and get +rep! Still 4 more spots left for GOLDIEZ.

10-12-2007, 07:15 PM	#26 (permalink)
Hitoshi Gunzfactorian Guardian Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Abdi Posts: 1,925 Hitoshi's GamerBio	Re: Make Jiah laugh and get +rep! Hey...Im black <_<. __________________ Quit gunz.

10-12-2007, 07:17 PM	#29 (permalink)
[Desu] Gunzfactorian Guardian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: In Eindhoven =) Posts: 1,508	Re: Make Jiah laugh and get +rep! yay 8.5 on the lulz scale!