The Weapon Hatred Thread

INVuRTS · 11-20-2005, 10:57 AM

Everyone has a weapon/weapons they hate to all hell.

I'll get this started. Note that not everything I say is serious.

Dagger: Almost every dagger user is a lunge-spamming ubernoober. Fighting these guys is depressingly easy. I'd really love to have a glad match against Father Prim, as he seems to know how to wield his poignard =]

Sword: Too damaging, too fast. Hell, who needs gravity?

Kodachi: Too goddamned fast on the ground. Thanks to an annoying glitch, the combo hits 5 times, not 4, plus, they have that blasted massive cancel glitch.

Pistols: They're fast, they're accurate, they have slow decay, and they hit hard. You really aren't safe at any range, and you're fuggered at close range.

Revolvers: The spike kings. If someone lands enough blows before you find them, you're fuggered. Plus, these mofos are accurate as all hell.

SMGs: How can you use a lag shield when people hit you by accident? They hurt, they fire fast, and they hit a large area.

Shotgun: Insane melee to medium range damage, and they can carve off hefty amounts of AP at long range. It's even worse when they hit direct to HP, because you've lost all your AP/

Rifle: limitless effective range, high critical rate, extremely high repeat rate, super-slow decay. What's not to hate?

Rocket launcher: Very high splash damage, kill visibility, screw over mob battles.

MGs: Awesome spread, slowest decay, high DPS. Hell, they pierce lag armor 100%.

My personal belief? Absolutely none of these comments are what I truly believe, I'm just making an exceedingly lame attempt at trolling.

So, post your weapon-related grievances!

Bag Of Chips · 11-20-2005, 12:12 PM

INVuRTS · 11-20-2005, 12:18 PM

Where the hell's your sense of spammer's honor?

Blackguard!

Nostalgic · 11-20-2005, 12:19 PM

I never really like going against someone with the Avenger. From almost full hp and medium ap, it usually brings me down to like low red =|. Fun to use vs your oppenents. Not fun to be used against you T_T.

INVuRTS · 11-20-2005, 12:21 PM

just 5 more levels till I get my sexy avenger.

>.<

**Recursive** · 11-20-2005, 12:31 PM

When you are actually holding those guns, they don't seem as formidable as when you are going up against them. Somehow I always feel disadvantaged when I see someone weilding an avenger/mk-2, when I'm holding one myself >_>

Wallison · 11-20-2005, 07:42 PM

More reason to use every single weapon you just listed... Maybe except daggers :P

I personally hate using the MG - I feel as if the spread is so great that I don't hit anything at all. I get few kills with it too.

What's the massive cancel glitch with Kodachis anyway?

Loxatl · 11-20-2005, 07:48 PM

Yeh! Up with pistols! Teh Woots!

Kodachi = Evil.
Rockets = Evil.

david385 · 11-21-2005, 07:59 PM

I hate dagger ppl!!!!!

but for some reason I still get pwned by them :blink:

***ValorduX*** · 11-21-2005, 08:21 PM

Although I love using shotguns myself, I hate having a close-quarters match with another shotgun user as 1 hit is like all my HP(Except about 1/5) and AP since I'm only lvl 12. SMG's in terms of free-for-all DM as I always tend to get myself caught in the middle of an SMG only duel.

**Mac2492** · 11-21-2005, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gulanzon@Nov 20 2005, 03:57 PM
Everyone has a weapon/weapons they hate to all hell.

I'll get this started. Note that not everything I say is serious.

Dagger: Almost every dagger user is a lunge-spamming ubernoober. Fighting these guys is depressingly easy. I'd really love to have a glad match against Father Prim, as he seems to know how to wield his poignard =]

Sword: Too damaging, too fast. Hell, who needs gravity?

Kodachi: Too goddamned fast on the ground. Thanks to an annoying glitch, the combo hits 5 times, not 4, plus, they have that blasted massive cancel glitch.

Pistols: They're fast, they're accurate, they have slow decay, and they hit hard. You really aren't safe at any range, and you're fuggered at close range.

Revolvers: The spike kings. If someone lands enough blows before you find them, you're fuggered. Plus, these mofos are accurate as all hell.

SMGs: How can you use a lag shield when people hit you by accident? They hurt, they fire fast, and they hit a large area.

Shotgun: Insane melee to medium range damage, and they can carve off hefty amounts of AP at long range. It's even worse when they hit direct to HP, because you've lost all your AP/

Rifle: limitless effective range, high critical rate, extremely high repeat rate, super-slow decay. What's not to hate?

Rocket launcher: Very high splash damage, kill visibility, screw over mob battles.

MGs: Awesome spread, slowest decay, high DPS. Hell, they pierce lag armor 100%.

My personal belief? Absolutely none of these comments are what I truly believe, I'm just making an exceedingly lame attempt at trolling.

So, post your weapon-related grievances!

In other words, you hate all weapons.

In my opinion, all weapons can be annoying in the right hands. Come on! I kicked arse with level 0 single pistols. :lol: (Seriously. I bought them to see if I would like pistols.)

INVuRTS · 11-21-2005, 11:51 PM

No, I don't hate all weapons, I'm just clutching desperately at examples.

The ONLY weapon that gives me annoyance is the bloody revolver, as it nullifies my supertanking.

MajorMK · 11-22-2005, 12:07 AM

Rocket launchers annoy me, especially when I'm getting shot at from behind.

How about your favorite weapon? (Pick one. Only one.) I luff my rusty sword. :lol: Too bad you can't hit people when they're down flat (you can shoot them - why not slash?).

INVuRTS · 11-22-2005, 12:33 AM

Light-Weight Kodachi (looking forward to Red Bloods. High-Ends are BS).

That's a fun glitch. If you daggerdachi someone as they fall, you can keep them suspended for a very long time, especially if they hit a wall in flight, then, while they're on the ground, daggerdachi them, and they'll take who knows how many hits as they get back up.

MajorMK · 11-22-2005, 03:35 AM

Er, daggerdachi? Please explain, for me the noob.

11-20-2005, 10:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
INVuRTS Gunzfactorian Veteran Hero Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Far, far away. Posts: 4,386 INVuRTS's GamerBio	Everyone has a weapon/weapons they hate to all hell. I'll get this started. Note that not everything I say is serious. Dagger: Almost every dagger user is a lunge-spamming ubernoober. Fighting these guys is depressingly easy. I'd really love to have a glad match against Father Prim, as he seems to know how to wield his poignard =] Sword: Too damaging, too fast. Hell, who needs gravity? Kodachi: Too goddamned fast on the ground. Thanks to an annoying glitch, the combo hits 5 times, not 4, plus, they have that blasted massive cancel glitch. Pistols: They're fast, they're accurate, they have slow decay, and they hit hard. You really aren't safe at any range, and you're fuggered at close range. Revolvers: The spike kings. If someone lands enough blows before you find them, you're fuggered. Plus, these mofos are accurate as all hell. SMGs: How can you use a lag shield when people hit you by accident? They hurt, they fire fast, and they hit a large area. Shotgun: Insane melee to medium range damage, and they can carve off hefty amounts of AP at long range. It's even worse when they hit direct to HP, because you've lost all your AP/ Rifle: limitless effective range, high critical rate, extremely high repeat rate, super-slow decay. What's not to hate? Rocket launcher: Very high splash damage, kill visibility, screw over mob battles. MGs: Awesome spread, slowest decay, high DPS. Hell, they pierce lag armor 100%. My personal belief? Absolutely none of these comments are what I truly believe, I'm just making an exceedingly lame attempt at trolling. So, post your weapon-related grievances! __________________

11-20-2005, 12:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
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11-20-2005, 12:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
INVuRTS Gunzfactorian Veteran Hero Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Far, far away. Posts: 4,386 INVuRTS's GamerBio	Where the hell's your sense of spammer's honor? Blackguard! __________________

11-20-2005, 12:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
INVuRTS Gunzfactorian Veteran Hero Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Far, far away. Posts: 4,386 INVuRTS's GamerBio	just 5 more levels till I get my sexy avenger. >.< __________________

11-20-2005, 07:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
Wallison Citizen's 1,000 Post Avatar Contest Winner Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 371	More reason to use every single weapon you just listed... Maybe except daggers :P I personally hate using the MG - I feel as if the spread is so great that I don't hit anything at all. I get few kills with it too. What's the massive cancel glitch with Kodachis anyway? __________________ Lyssa / Wallison / SwapKillPlz The Internet is no excuse for illiteracy.

11-20-2005, 12:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
Nostalgic Gunzfactorian Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 142	I never really like going against someone with the Avenger. From almost full hp and medium ap, it usually brings me down to like low red =\|. Fun to use vs your oppenents. Not fun to be used against you T_T.

11-20-2005, 12:31 PM	#6 (permalink)
Recursive Retired Super-moderator Golden Gunzfactorian Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: recursive Posts: 1,887	When you are actually holding those guns, they don't seem as formidable as when you are going up against them. Somehow I always feel disadvantaged when I see someone weilding an avenger/mk-2, when I'm holding one myself >_>

11-21-2005, 07:59 PM	#9 (permalink)
david385 Gunzfactorian Soldier Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In Canada Posts: 743	I hate dagger ppl!!!!! but for some reason I still get pwned by them :blink: __________________ I will own you all. If you see me say hi Char. david385 lvl 24 iamcool123 lvl 21 dav79 lvl 17

11-21-2005, 08:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
*ValorduX* Administrator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 2,135	Although I love using shotguns myself, I hate having a close-quarters match with another shotgun user as 1 hit is like all my HP(Except about 1/5) and AP since I'm only lvl 12. SMG's in terms of free-for-all DM as I always tend to get myself caught in the middle of an SMG only duel. __________________ The Big List of Guides PM me if you would like your crosshair/screenshot/replay on the main site

11-21-2005, 11:51 PM	#12 (permalink)
INVuRTS Gunzfactorian Veteran Hero Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Far, far away. Posts: 4,386 INVuRTS's GamerBio	No, I don't hate all weapons, I'm just clutching desperately at examples. The ONLY weapon that gives me annoyance is the bloody revolver, as it nullifies my supertanking. __________________

11-22-2005, 12:07 AM	#13 (permalink)
MajorMK Gunzfactorian Commando Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Far, far away. Posts: 2,970 MajorMK's GamerBio	Rocket launchers annoy me, especially when I'm getting shot at from behind. How about your favorite weapon? (Pick one. Only one.) I luff my rusty sword. :lol: Too bad you can't hit people when they're down flat (you can shoot them - why not slash?). __________________ iGunz: MajorMK (36), Rilem (13) \| ijjiGunz: MajorMK (35), Rilem (20), Saniko (16) Solitude "Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down." -Unknown

11-22-2005, 12:33 AM	#14 (permalink)
INVuRTS Gunzfactorian Veteran Hero Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Far, far away. Posts: 4,386 INVuRTS's GamerBio	Light-Weight Kodachi (looking forward to Red Bloods. High-Ends are BS). That's a fun glitch. If you daggerdachi someone as they fall, you can keep them suspended for a very long time, especially if they hit a wall in flight, then, while they're on the ground, daggerdachi them, and they'll take who knows how many hits as they get back up. __________________

11-22-2005, 03:35 AM	#15 (permalink)
MajorMK Gunzfactorian Commando Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Far, far away. Posts: 2,970 MajorMK's GamerBio	Er, daggerdachi? Please explain, for me the noob. __________________ iGunz: MajorMK (36), Rilem (13) \| ijjiGunz: MajorMK (35), Rilem (20), Saniko (16) Solitude "Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down." -Unknown