When there are no excuses...

Mouren · 05-28-2007, 10:37 PM

When I do not lag.

When I do not spray.

When I do not use rockets.

When I do not hack.

One man - after being beat five times hard - has the perfect excuse.

Me: good fight
Dude: sorry, my i let my girlfriend play

... =O!

What excuses have you guys gotten?

controls · 05-28-2007, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mouren

When I do not lag.

When I do not spray.

When I do not use rockets.

... =O!

I take offence to this.

han_Han · 05-28-2007, 10:42 PM

Another one of these threads? Oh well.

There are tons of good excuses. One think more people should use instead of "my hands were cold" is "my dick was cold"

Mouren · 05-28-2007, 10:42 PM

Its only what most people complain about. I'm not saying that using any of those to your advantage makes you suck.

VictorKaiser · 05-28-2007, 11:17 PM

There's always an excuse. No matter what you aren't doing, there will always and forever be an excuse. We as humans must justify our losses or failures, even it was an utterly decimating one. There MUST be a reason why we failed or lost, and it DEFINITELY has nothing to do with us. It MUST be someone or something else.

Humans are awesome.

Yeres · 05-29-2007, 12:44 AM

Lamest excuse ever= I don't try when I fight against noobs.

~~Casval Zem Daikun~~ · 05-29-2007, 12:45 AM

I usually ***** at everything above 65 ping. It requires leading or some sort of spam.

Sleepyshot · 05-29-2007, 12:47 AM

I have issues with ppl above 100 pong

And srsly how is my ping (around 30-80) anywhere near bad...

Excuses are everywhere

han_Han · 05-29-2007, 12:49 AM

any ping above 0 is lagger.

LordKao · 05-29-2007, 01:06 AM

Good, i dont lag then.

han_Han · 05-29-2007, 01:32 AM

Yea my statement basically says how many people think. They think that everyone else lags except themselves.

VictorKaiser · 05-29-2007, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yeres

Lamest excuse ever= I don't try when I fight against noobs.

I get that excuse in spades.

"I'm not trying," or "You're too nub for me to try", or "I"m tired so I'm not trying"

Each time someone says that, they're on my hitlist for the rest of the game.

Call911Quick · 05-29-2007, 04:14 AM

most common one?

"first game of the day" and "lagger"

VictorKaiser · 05-29-2007, 05:02 AM

yep. "I'm just warming up" is what I ALWAYS hear.

and about that lagger one...lmao I JUST got through playing an att/def, where this person did a massive in the middle of the hallway by the library, while I was all the way at the end. She was trying to hit me, since -no one- was around. So seeing the oppurtunity, I perforated her with my rifle. Guess what she said?
"Lagger" XD! I guess SOMEHOW I must've been standing right in the way of the massive on her screen...even though I was keeping watch at the end of the hallway all that time, like most automatic users should do in att/def.

Machiko · 05-29-2007, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mouren

When I do not lag.

When I do not spray.

When I do not use rockets.

When I do not hack.

One man - after being beat five times hard - has the perfect excuse.

Me: good fight
Dude: sorry, my i let my girlfriend play

... =O!

What excuses have you guys gotten?

then say lol ur girlfriend sux kuz it was my mother who was playin

05-28-2007, 10:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mouren Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 91 Mouren's GamerBio	When there are no excuses... When I do not lag. When I do not spray. When I do not use rockets. When I do not hack. One man - after being beat five times hard - has the perfect excuse. Me: good fight Dude: sorry, my i let my girlfriend play ... =O! What excuses have you guys gotten?

05-28-2007, 10:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
han_Han Gunzfactorian Guardian Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: USA Posts: 1,308	Re: When there are no excuses... Another one of these threads? Oh well. There are tons of good excuses. One think more people should use instead of "my hands were cold" is "my dick was cold" __________________

05-28-2007, 10:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mouren Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 91 Mouren's GamerBio	Re: When there are no excuses... Its only what most people complain about. I'm not saying that using any of those to your advantage makes you suck.

05-28-2007, 11:17 PM	#5 (permalink)
VictorKaiser Gunzfactorian Soldier Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Straight outta Compton Posts: 743	Re: When there are no excuses... There's always an excuse. No matter what you aren't doing, there will always and forever be an excuse. We as humans must justify our losses or failures, even it was an utterly decimating one. There MUST be a reason why we failed or lost, and it DEFINITELY has nothing to do with us. It MUST be someone or something else. Humans are awesome. __________________ Developer Administrator of DRGunz.

05-29-2007, 12:44 AM	#6 (permalink)
Yeres Gunzfactorian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 222	Re: When there are no excuses... Lamest excuse ever= I don't try when I fight against noobs. __________________ -Don't Look-...too late -.-

05-29-2007, 12:45 AM	#7 (permalink)
~~Casval Zem Daikun~~ Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 6,042	Re: When there are no excuses... I usually ***** at everything above 65 ping. It requires leading or some sort of spam.

05-29-2007, 12:47 AM	#8 (permalink)
Sleepyshot Gunzfactorian Soldier Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 892 Sleepyshot's GamerBio	Re: When there are no excuses... I have issues with ppl above 100 pong And srsly how is my ping (around 30-80) anywhere near bad... Excuses are everywhere

05-29-2007, 12:49 AM	#9 (permalink)
han_Han Gunzfactorian Guardian Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: USA Posts: 1,308	Re: When there are no excuses... any ping above 0 is lagger. __________________

05-29-2007, 01:06 AM	#10 (permalink)
LordKao Gunzfactorian Soldier Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Somewhere Posts: 711 LordKao's GamerBio	Re: When there are no excuses... Good, i dont lag then. __________________ "If you can't take the flame, don't play the game" - Lord Kao ®age gave me my 2nd sword.

05-29-2007, 01:32 AM	#11 (permalink)
han_Han Gunzfactorian Guardian Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: USA Posts: 1,308	Re: When there are no excuses... Yea my statement basically says how many people think. They think that everyone else lags except themselves. __________________

05-29-2007, 04:14 AM	#13 (permalink)
Call911Quick Gunzfactorian Soldier Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Taiwan Posts: 731 Call911Quick's GamerBio	Re: When there are no excuses... most common one? "first game of the day" and "lagger" __________________

05-29-2007, 05:02 AM	#14 (permalink)
VictorKaiser Gunzfactorian Soldier Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Straight outta Compton Posts: 743	Re: When there are no excuses... yep. "I'm just warming up" is what I ALWAYS hear. and about that lagger one...lmao I JUST got through playing an att/def, where this person did a massive in the middle of the hallway by the library, while I was all the way at the end. She was trying to hit me, since -no one- was around. So seeing the oppurtunity, I perforated her with my rifle. Guess what she said? "Lagger" XD! I guess SOMEHOW I must've been standing right in the way of the massive on her screen...even though I was keeping watch at the end of the hallway all that time, like most automatic users should do in att/def. __________________ Developer Administrator of DRGunz.