The Laptop Excuse

[Manta]

Many times people I defeated in a glad/tdm game will say “im using a laptop so im using touchpad if I had a mouse yud be dead” (or something similar)

And when they kill me when I had low hp this comes out:
“haha yu got pwned even when I wasn’t even using a mouse”

Well no offense to people who actually plays Gunz on a laptop, but I assume that your performance in-game would be much better with a REAL keyboard/mouse and a 19” screen.

-If you agree or find my ranting mildly entertaining and can spare a +rep please do ^^
-To be honest I don’t like how that dagger looks under my avatar x)
-And for some reason I'm expecting a lot of flaming.

Also please post any other funny/outrageous excuses a player came up with for losing to you. I'm sure everyone here has heard a couple.

[Mugen]

Have you ever tried playing on a mouse-pad? Take 2 seconds to make a 180 degree turn. That's why I got a wired mouse o_O;;.

[Manta]

Originally Posted by Mugen

Have you ever tried playing on a mouse-pad? Take 2 seconds to make a 180 degree turn. That's why I got a wired mouse o_O;;.

I have. And true touchpad is annoying.

I felt uncomfortable spamming those delicate laptop wasd keys. As if they'd break any second.

[Abysmal Pea]

I play on a laptop with a mouse that cost $0.
Tell them they suck for not knowing how to buy computer hardware.

[Requiem]

It takes skill to use a laptop ;p

They have a right to brag... if it's true that is.++

But yeah if they're just saying that to make up for the fact that they suck, then that's just lame.

[Miya]

I tried playing on the laptop with a mouse, its really really really hard.
Im serious.

[Nayruu]

for people who really do use a laptop? feel sorry for them...


its the liars who should be taunted

[Blue Dragon-sy]

I've only really see people complaining about using a laptop when they get killed, but I'm sure it'd be hard to play Gunz with a laptop and touchpad too... if I get a laptop, I'm buying an external keyboard and a wired mouse to play Gunz; it feels scary jamming on the laptop keys... o_o

And I feel that people who complain about using a laptop when they get killed are on the same boat as the whiners... I salute those who can play well using a laptop, but not those who complain about them. O_o

[King Yoshi]

I play on laptop WITH a mouse.

Ever see me play?

[Error Occurred]

People use that excuse pretty often. But not as aggressively as in yerr example.

[Turundo]

I have a person who use a laptop that spikes but never brag or complain.

[[Aplus]-Zi-]

they just say that..
everything they say im on laptop i say
well im using 1 hand.

1 guy thought i was srs
^_^

[iPlex]

Just cause you dont have a laptop. dont be jealous kthx

[Genetic]

Never met a laptop user, and besides, there's no point in reacting on those poor people over the internet.

It's simply a war you'll never win.

[Bolten]

i know someone who uses a laptop, he's not that bad using it though he isnt to much better on his pc.

funny/outrageous excuses:
"i only lost because you flipped me" it was in battle arena near the middle, i jsut flipped then did a slash or two.
"omg your a noob im gonna own you!" *Bolten has defeated ????* that was yesterday in a battle arena bow game, he cheated because i did instakill.
"well... well... if you didnt turtle id own you!" i started doing dbf and he died even faster.