GunZ: The slang, compiled and ready to pwn!

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This is my Slang definitions, compiled and organized!

From now on, when another definition strikes me, I'll just edit one of my posts. ^_^


Anywho,

KS: Kill steal, also known as "OMFG QUIT KILLING FASTER THAN ME."

Usage: You're blazing through a 16 person DM, when you shoot at someone and kill them. Someone shouts "OMFG KSER" for no reason and votekicks you.

Lesson: If you want to stay in large DMs, don't kill anyone. In fact, don't move at all, and just watch the computer screen.



Votekick: The action where a user initiates a vote to kick someone, for any reason.

USAGE: You go into a TDM, and kill a person 3 times. They go "OMFG GO AWAY", and though you aren't hacking or being rude, everyone hits Y. Then, when you try to kick a person who's throwing thousands of grenades, everyone goes "WTF'S A Y?" when you say "Vote Y for kicking!".

Lesson: Votekicks are meant to kick you, not the other guy. It's a conspiracy in which everyone wants to make you mad.



Kstyle: "Korean" style, a type of playing where you mash keys as fast and hard as you can in a pattern, much like Stepmania, to instantly win the game.

Usage: Shunli comes into a 16 player DM game, and 25 seconds later, has gotten 3 kills and 0 deaths. Then, a person guns her down in a hallway, and she goes "OM/FG YO/U D/I/E N00/B YO/U GO TO/ HE/LL!!!!!!!!"

Lesson: Scientific studies have proven that the genetics which enhance reaction timing and finger-speed movement also enhance brattiness, whininess, and general assholeness.



Hacker: A person who comes in and rapes you, the server, or everyone else. But usually you.

Usage: You come into a Dungeon game and a person massives you 25 times a second. You try to kick them, but people go " SAW SAW ASA WAAAAA MAUMETO HUAEHUAEHUAE" and don't kick him. He then rapes your computer and makes you cry yourself to sleep.

Lesson: Encountering hackers will turn you emo.



Guntrix: A very awesome administrator who actually listens to people who don't beg and spam and generally are sexy.

Usage: Guntrix comes into a game, and 70 people flood in, heavily spamming. Me, Vash, and Sonblade waltz in, say "Hey Guntrix, let's do a 4 player game!"
Guntrix then listens to us and makes a game. =)

Lesson: Guntrix is ours. ALL OURS! You can't have him, you're not cool enough. =<



Subliminal Messaging: A way of getting people to do stuff for you without directly asking for them to do it.

Usage: You can REaP rewards Much MorE quickly, ultimately and utterly by Posting a SubLiminal MEssAge, Silly pEople.

Lesson: You didn't see anything... anything at all. >=O



Kstyle "Pro": These are the people who go "OMFG AOSJFAOSJFOSJFOJ!!" if they lose, and "OMFG HUAEKKEEKEKEKEJAJAJAJEAJHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!" when they win. They have LITTLE skill, and deserve to be shot.

Usage: I go into a game, when xXxKrNpRoD0oDxXx comes in. I was low on hp, and he kills me, and goes "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU NOOB I PWNED YOU JAJAJAJA KEKEKEKEKE HUAEHUAEHUAE".
I then 1v1 him, and win 14:1, when he says "OLOLO HACKER GO KILL YOURSELF"

Lesson: I drew a chart to explain this one. See below. (MSpaint ftw)
http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/8776/kstylepro5ds.png


"Venister": an old admin, CEO of MAIET, who balances 3 kinds of GunZ to update and debug. He no longer contacts us, but he lives in our hearts.

Usage: Venister says "lol I don't speak good english", yet he speaks english better than 70% of the GunZ population. He left because of timing issues, and hired Guntrix, who's been awesome, to work in his place in player communications.

Lesson: If Venister and Guntrix were girls, who would you rather have? Yea, that's right. =)
(Okay, more serious than funny. But still...)



Kraise: The person who came from KGunZ to bestow upon us noobs the power of Kstyle, and made us laugh at his hilarious "english" in the process.

Usage: Kraise goes into a game and pwns 7 people by himself, with a score of 12 to 0. A person then says "Lol Kraise, your sig pic is hentai", and Kraise responds "WTF MY SIG IS NOT HENTAI OMG".

Double lesson!: Think the matrix: You are Morpheus, Kraise is an agent. If you don't run, you get your nuts kicked so hard, they reenter your body.
People who don't know full english say funny things.



Sprayer: A person who doesn't aim, but instead fires large amounts of bullets hoping to hit someone.

Usage: XxN00B#1xX comes into a game with a MG, and proceeds to get 20:24 scores. A person challenges N00B#1 to a game, and with good kstyling skills, beats N00B#1 15:0.

Lesson: Real sprayers die to the hands of real kstylers. If you're really kstyling, they're not really spraying. If they ARE really spraying, you should go kill yourself.



Senate: Literal dictionary definition:
1. An area of government in which 2 members from each state of the United States meet to pass and deny bills, laws, and various decisions.

2. Extremely cocky, effacious, insulting, and posessively crazed about whatever issue happens along.

Usage: Senate makes an account at GunZonline forums. he posts something I disagree with (I can't even remember what any more), and he goes into a flurried craze about how I'm wrong, he's right, and with so much spam and such, gets banned.

Senate then tries to rejoin the forum 47 times, getting banned each time he posts.

Later, he gets into arguements on GameFAQs, and without ever communicating with a moderator, just because of what he posted, he gets banned 6 times from there, impersonally. Just on how he acted. ^_^

Lesson: If you ever meet Senate, point and laugh, kids. Point, and laugh. If you want lessons on how to be obsessively crazed about a topic to the point of noncommensualism on any other topic, ask her. =)


Sprayer/Rocket/Shotgun/Rev/Nade/Flash/Healing/Dagger/Sword noob: This means you used a weapon. Weapons are bad, they kill people.

Usage: If you get killed, name what weapon they were using and add 'noob' after it.

Lesson: DON'T USE WEAPONS. If you use a weapon, you are a noob, and mean. As said, weapons=death. Killing is bad kids. Don't kill.


Butterfly: It's an insectile flying creature, not a sword move. Noobs. -.-'

Usage: A person jumps, dashes, slashes, and blocks repeatedly, and claims to be "Butterflying". After a lengthly explination on the mechanics of an actual butterfly and extreme dissimilarities between a sword move and a cute flying thing, they run off crying.

Lesson: Animal =/= pwnage sword move. Get your damn facts straight!



Vash: A silly person with silly motives that does silly things for silly reasons. Also, he had sex with Guntrix for a bug-free coat.

Usage: Actually, Vash, k11, and Sonblade had a 4-way with Guntrix for the bug-free coats. Don't believe the whole "Testing a clan closure issue", it's a lie!

Lesson: If you want to get a bug-free coat, suck up, kiss asses, and have buttsecks. >.>

Flashstep/Windstep/Superdash/Slashshot/Butterfly/JSD/Millionstep/Walljump/Multiwallrun/Megawallrun/Lightningwallclimb/Instakill:
A move which enables pwners to proceed to pwn other people. It's also a 1-line list which stretches your browser window. See also: "Kstyle"

Usage: Blah comes in and is Flashstep-Millionstep-slashshot-backwardslightningwallclimb-instakilled by Kraise. Blah gets mad and goes SUPERBLAHYAN!, and summons Chuck Norris, who Roundhouse kicks Kraise through the level, and then he summons Ninjas which throw NUCLEAR POWERED NINJA STARS! at Kraise.

Lesson: Touch me, and die. =<

Bow: An official invintation for a 1v1 from the person in front of you, and a beg for the guy behind you to nail you in the ass.

Usage: In a naked game, Dooders fights Tehfighter, both bowing. However, behind Tehfighter was Pin0yN00b, who proceeds to shotgun blast Tehfighter.

Lesson: When bowing, don't moon people. Your ass will be burned if you do.

Shotties: The favorite choice of SSers everywhere, these things have "LOL STAY AWAY" written on every gun barrel in the game.

Usage: SSSh0tty1 comes into a game, and fights Tsuteto. SSSh0tty1 tries to get to tsuteto, but Tsuteto keeps backing off. SSS decides to just unload from long range, and does so. Tsuteto then fires 5 shots from looong range, killing SSSh0tty1 instantly.

Lesson: Tsuteto rapes you. At night. With revolvers.

Speaking of him..

Tsuteto: A person with revolvers. A SMECKSY person with revolvers.


Usage: Ever see the military shows where people headshot people from 5 miles away with high-power sniper rfles? Yea, that's nothing. Tsuteto can do that with a revovler, from 10 miles... and shoot an ant.

Lesson: If you don't want to die in a GunZ game with tsuteto, play Gladiator match only.


Rockets: The favorite weapon of Contra-players anywhere! Unblockable explosions ftw.

Usage: Me and Guntrix are dueling. Guntrix has dual rockets(level 40 and 50 barrels), and I have level 30 rockets and a shotgun. Guntrix doesn't know how to lead, and fails to kill me. I then kill him in an explodey doom.

Later, I am banned for "Hacking".

Lesson: Rockets are a bannable offense. >=o


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Hot Pocket: A tasty food, the trademark currently owned by the Nestle company, which wars have been faught over.

Usage: Anti has a brother, and both want a hot pocket. However, he eats it before his brother does, and his brother gets mad and gives everyone his username/account pass. Anti then posts here: My Gunz Account was stolen : about it.


Lesson: Don't touch your siblings' hot pockets if you want your account alive. =o


Pinoy: A person from the phillipenes.

Usage: Pin0yZ0Z comes in, kills someone, shouts "ASA", dies, and cries WAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Lesson: Pinoys are very emotional. o.O




Waaaaaaaaaa: A Phillipenes word, which, when translated, literally means "OMG I SUCK YOU RULE!!!!".

Usage: Sonblade goes into a game, kills 3 "Pinoys", which all go "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".


Lesson: "Pinoys" do good baby impersonations, m i rite?




Sawsaw: Most people want you to believe that the "pinoys" are saying "KSER!", but they're actually saying "Please kill me, I suck".

Usage: A Peen0y goes into a game, dies 3 times, and goes "Saw saw waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".


Lesson: Pinoys are emo, but can't /suicide, so they ask you to do it for them. >_>


Typekiller: A person that can't actually kill someone, so they wait for them to talk.

Usage: Tkpr0123 waits until I talk to Guntrix about what he did last summer, and he dagger-SMGs me.

Lesson: What DID Guntrix do last summer? Ö_Ö


E-style: Also known as "Tsuteto, please rape me"-style, many people confuse this with Spraying, because you toss the sword to the side and go "LOL THIS IS TEH CS I SNIPE JOO".

Usage: KickassJack once said that he came through and raped Kraise, Varwin, Gil, Cerb3rus, and me in a 5on1.


Lesson: Unrelated material sneaks its way into definitions from time to time. =P


Ego: The thing people use to make themselfs less emo in life, usually by wasting said life on videogame. This is used by almost 102% of all people on GunZ, with the other -2% being either cool, me, nonexistant, or factual newblets. The nonexistant people make that percent negative.

Usage: Korean comes in, gets pwned, and /suitsides in real life. Senate comes in, goes "Well I'm superintelligent I pwn you though my points are entirely inconsistant and apparently have no purpose", then I pop his ego-bubble, sending him running for zee hills.

Lesson: The BEST, and I mean BEST, way to turn egomaniacs emo is to beat them. Barring that, explain to them how their life sucks, wasted on a video game, and that the game is just that: A game.


IndianGunZ: Yet another version of GunZ not made for us, which inexplicably gets much fuller than the other versions due to being in english. COINCIDENCE?

Usage: It comes out, people flood the servers, Guntrix shouts "STFU NOOBS", and the world explodes.

Lesson: If you don't want the world exploding, then don't flood the InGunZ servers. Ever. >=O


Blah: This person can only be defined by a combination of words, 15 of which are used to form the word "sexamaztupendalmightownarapantilligemightygeekosu pernerdeliciawesoBlahperborlyish", which may not make sense the first time you look at it, but over time, you will learn that the words that make it up are "sexy amazing stupenous almighty ownage rapage intelligent mighty geekoid supernerd delicious awesome Blahness superb", and "orlyish".

Usage: Blah enters the country of Europe, and the population doubles overnight.


Lesson: COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!


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[vethor]

It's very.. comprehensive. You even listed the hot pocket XD
Nice job blah, very nicely done.

Maybe you should add some more acronyms in there, like HS, FS, BF, LS etc etc and just briefly what each one is. Unless you already have and I just missed it, that is.

[God-King Sonblade]

OMFG THAT IS FUNNY AS HELL!
And btw, I did not buttsecks GUntrix, I think Vash may have tried though, since he is always stalking him

[Anga]

You forgot:

Bow Room: a chat room where fights occasionally happen.

Usage: You enter a TGM titled "Bow Rules" you are informed that yes indeed this is a bow room. The next six minutes are spent watching everyone talk to each other and/or do the elevator glitch. You get bored and leave.

Lesson: If you value your time, bow rooms are only to be entered when you have something else to do while waiting around.....like paint your nails, watch the paint dry, and then finally have the guy bow back.

[Hymnosi]

Originally Posted by Anga

You forgot:

Bow Room: a chat room where fights occasionally happen.

Usage: You enter a TGM titled "Bow Rules" you are informed that yes indeed this is a bow room. The next six minutes are spent watching everyone talk to each other and/or do the elevator glitch. You get bored and leave.

Lesson: If you value your time, bow rooms are only to be entered when you have something else to do while waiting around.....like paint your nails, watch the paint dry, and then finally have the guy bow back.

Also, if cerb3rus is in the same room, be prepared to hear kiss ass remarks.

[Gokul]

OMFG< LOL!!! THAT IS ONE CRAZY post.. i didn;tuse all caps did i?

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With the hot pocket comment, the entire post is 10024 characters. ^_^

[God-King Sonblade]

You counted it all!
You must be happy MS word exists lol

BTW where the hell is Microsoft up there!

[Blah]

Actually, it tells you how large the post is when you can't fit it in one post(Max is 10k).

[Soliloquy_]

Yup, I agree with Blah's retort about the text limit. The system does tell you that the number of characters exceeded.

Going back to the topic.
Blah, the first thread you created was deleted, right?
Glad that you made a copy.

[Sanosuke]

Originally Posted by Sonblade

OMFG THAT IS FUNNY AS HELL!
And btw, I did not buttsecks GUntrix, I think Vash may have tried though, since he is always stalking him

Lmao I don't stalk him <.< I stalk Blah and 2 times Blah was in a room with Guntrix.And a few times Guntrix joined my room o.0 and I usually go to those private channels to make "Guntrix is here" matches and watch the match flood so fast so I can crack up so ***in hard.

Make one about Sonblade Blah and stalkers XD

[Dgaus]

Sonblade is my new hero... even if he stalks Guntrix... @_@... now Vash is my hero!!...everyone have lose respect

[SwordsandPie]

woah.....just....woah..........brain..overload.... aaaargh I'm now so confused!!!!!!!!