Funniest Thing Someones Said To You In GunZ?

[WillDie23]

Whats the funniest thing you've heard someone say in GunZ?
(Can be conversations)

Mine was when someone called me a lagger because i beat them, it went like this.

Loser: Lagger
Me: Huh? 15-20 ping is your excuse for dying?
Loser: Shut up u dont hav a mum
Me: No but i have yours.
Loser: ur daddy dont love u
Me: No but your dad does.

[Kryptic]

Lagger with 250 ping:I dont lag its you , sawsawsaw

[Halb]

It may not be on GunZ, but I got a derep comment that said "This has got to be the most stupidest thing yet."

[SpaceFalcon]

To much to re-call.

But I just hit V now, no time to e-argue and then "1v1" to see who's the better gamer. I play Gunz to have fun and arguing constantly about how I lag at 60 ping and how I'm a rocket noob isn't fun.

[Ashika]

Someone told the whole room to stop bfing cause it was affecting his turtle.

[Escoda]

Originally Posted by Museboy

Loser: Lagger
Me: Huh? 15-20 ping is your excuse for dying?
Loser: Shut up u dont hav a mum
Me: No but i have yours.
Loser: ur daddy dont love u
Me: No but your dad does.

I lol'd IRL. ^_^

[_Crozling_]

lol i bfed around a guy and shot him in the back he called me a noob then i had a one on one with him killed him again he said i had god mode on lol.

[Socks]

Noob: Ur v3ry good!
Me: no u

[Wixern]

Turtler: massive noob

Said this after his 4th failure to defend against a massive. >_>

[Bolten]

idiot: your a lagger!
my brother: whats your net connection?
idiot: i dont know but its better than yours!
my brother: ive got adsl2 *adsl2 speed here* (i dont know what it is lol)
idiot: well ive got better

why its so funny is you cant get better

[Turundo]

Soul_Klepto : You don't sound like a Singaporean when I talked to you.
Turundo : But I am.
Soul_Klepto : Lawl
Turundo : Lawl
Soul_Klepto : I like you.
Turundo : O rly?
Soul_Klepto : Ya rly.

Lol, I barely remember the convo >_>

[Nosedagger]

After pegging a 200 ping distance lagger with revolvers and getting a headshot, he said I was aimbotting and tried to kick me. It was funny at first, but not so funny when everyone pressed Y. =/

[Bobsmith]

Originally Posted by Bolten

idiot: your a lagger!
my brother: whats your net connection?
idiot: i dont know but its better than yours!
my brother: ive got adsl2 *adsl2 speed here* (i dont know what it is lol)
idiot: well ive got better

why its so funny is you cant get better

Actually you idiot there are lots of internet connections faster then adsl2+. Adsl2+ is only the fastest commericially avaiable internet in Australia. As the 'idiot' called you a lagger I am guessin he's not from Australia, in that case there are way faster internet connections avaiable, like Japan that has 1gigabit residentially avaiable.

[Bao]

I convinced someone I was from Compton one time :P

[Nosedagger]

Originally Posted by Bobsmith

Actually you idiot there are lots of internet connections faster then adsl2+. Adsl2+ is only the fastest commericially avaiable internet in Australia. As the 'idiot' called you a lagger I am guessin he's not from Australia, in that case there are way faster internet connections avaiable, like Japan that has 1gigabit residentially avaiable.

That person was an idiot, because even though he admitted he had no idea how powerful his connection was, he simply assumed it was better that the other guys'.