Make me a plan.

[Scholar]

I'm bored, and my parents are fighting downstairs, so har we a go.
I'm hungry, and they're in my way.
Make an interesting scenario for me to get to my food.

Good ones get +rep

[naruto_is_1337]

blast your ipod/mp3, slowly walk downstairs with your eyes closed, grab something to eat (slowly and casually) and walk back upstairs, with your eyes closed, of course

[Scholar]

Originally Posted by naruto_is_1337

blast your ipod/mp3, slowly walk downstairs with your eyes closed, grab something to eat (slowly and casually) and walk back upstairs, with your eyes closed, of course

made me lol, so i guess that's some rep.

[[__V__]]

do you have a window in your room? good, ignore it.
i guess there are some other rooms up there, find the one which burns the best and set it on fire. that might distract your parents, if not so, grab some cute animals (like koalabears) and lock em in the burning room, then scream out loud "ONOZ THE KOALABEARS".
k. once distraced your parents might focus the fire and the cuddly ones, if not you'll have to mindtrick them with using some weird voodoo hypntic magic... but let's just guess they focus on the fire. when they pass your room (i hope youve chosen to burn up a room which is beyond yours so they pass it when checking it out) it's your time to sneak out, swing yourself onto some skateboard or rollercoasterthing and slide down the stairs without making too much noise. when youre down there might be some PETA guy haunting you for animalcruelity, give him one in the nuts and pass him, eh... oh yeah if there are more koalabears (with teeeeths so fleshy) you'll need some kinda robot or something to make up for that, you better choose robots with laser eyes for that one.
anyway, nows your time to break into the kitchen, use a crowbar or a steel-fork if nothing else is in reach. k, once youre in the kitchen use the crowbar/w.e. to break the fridge, ehm, if the crowbar/w.e. took too much damage from breaking into the kitchen use your steel-fork, if you don't really have one your journey ends here. but if you have one it's HAMMERTIME (yeah actually its fork time, but hammertime is catchy) - after the hammertime take as much food as you can grab (or wrap it into your cloth) and then run for your life, take the next bus to mexico and YOURE FREE FINALLY FREE.

[bmx000]

drop a dish or sumthing...break something

[Terrorist]

just n step louluoluol

[Remorse]

Threaten them to stop fighting by holding a knife at your throat.
THen eat.

[Scholar]

Originally Posted by Terrorist

just n step louluoluol

Repped.

@post above me,
my dad would beat my ass for that.
srs.

[.sq]

soulja boy dance past them

[SoniK]

just say lemmez showz u my pokemonz

they look and be like wtf hax

u say no u

u trade ur pikachu for pizza


ez

[Dogs]

slide down the stair rails, order pizza, and start a fire for your parents to worry abut thus making them get out of the way.

[scorpiana]

bring a knife and kill ur parents...
then u can eat all u want..

[Dogs]

Originally Posted by scorpiana

bring a knife and kill ur parents...
then u can eat them all u want..

^ I like that idea

[Superior]

Drop something in your room (make a loud noise), loud enough for one to come upstairs.
Once that happens pretend to be fainting, take a paper and write "FEED ME NAO!".

[scorpiana]

make a noise in ur room..
then when ur parents come pretend that u hung urself in a rope in ur room..
then your mom will take care of ur coffin and food..
then u can eat all u want