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| Gunzfactorian Soldier | Kyle's mom's a *****, she's a big fat *****, She's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world, She's a stupid *****, if there ever was a *****, She's a ***** to all the boys and girls. On Monday she's a ***** On Tuesday she's a ***** On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a ***** Then on Sunday just to be different, Shes u super king kamehameha ***** Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom, She's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world, She's a mean old *****, she has stupid hair, She's a *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, ***** *****, ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** She's a stupid *****, Kyle's Mom's a *****, And she's such a dirty *****. Talk to kids around the world, It might go a little something like this... [Sung in three different languages by other children] Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom, She's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world, She's a mean old *****, she has stupid hair, She's a *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****, ***** *****, ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****. She's a stupid *****, Kyle's Mom's a *****, And she's such a dirty *****; I really mean it, Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking ***** Big old fat ****in' *****, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa |
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| Gunzfactorian Soldier | Terrance: Shut your ****ing face uncle ****a You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle ****a You're an uncle ****a, yes its true Nobody ****s uncles quite like you Phillip: Shut your ****ing face uncle ****a You're the one that ****ed your uncle, uncle ****a You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn, You just **** your uncle all day long (farting noises) Terrance: Hmm! (farting noises) (laughing) (farting noises) Some Guy: What's going on here? (farting noises) People: OOOoooooooooooooh ****er ****er uncle ****a uncle ****a ****a ****a ****a T & P: Shut your ****ing face uncle ****a (Terrance: uncle ****a) Terrance: You're a boner biting bastard uncle ****a Phillip: You're an uncle ****a I must say Terrance: Well you ****ed your uncle yesterday Everyone: (laughing) People: Uncle ****a... thats Everyone: U-N-C-L-E **** you Uncle ****aaaaaa tonight... Phillip: Suck my balls! |
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![]() | Who let the gophers out (*SCREEECH*, *SCREEECH*, *SCREEECH*) Who let the gophers out (*SCREEECH*, *SCREEECH*, *SCREEECH*) Who let the gophers out (*SCREEECH*, *SCREEECH*, *SCREEECH*) Who let the gophers out When the lawn was nice, the lawn was growin' (Hey yippie yi yo) And everybody havin' a ball (Ha ho yippie yi yo) Until the mutants start the tunnel diggin' (Yippie yi yo) And the gardeners report to the call A lab coat shouted Chorus: Who let the gophers out (*SCREEECH*, *SCREEECH*, *SCREEECH*) Who let the gophers out (*SCREEECH*, *SCREEECH*, *SCREEECH*) Who let the gophers out (*SCREEECH*, *SCREEECH*, *SCREEECH*) Who let the gophers out (*SCREEECH*, *SCREEECH*, *SCREEECH*) I see ya' massive rodents rip up our turf They really want to suck blood Get back off me, beast off me Get back you damn dirty Geomys Gonna tell myself I won't get eaten (Hey yippie yi yo) By any gophers in the lawn (Yippie yi yo) Tell the dummy "Game over man, game over!" (Yippie yi yo) You shoot a gopher in front and another ones behind (Yippie yi yo) And the gophers roar out Chorus Say A gopher is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All gopher gnaw ya' bone, all gopher gnaw it A gopher is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All gopher gnaw ya' bone, all gopher gnaw it Chorus I see ya' massive rodents rip up our turf They really want to suck blood Get back off me, beast off me Get back you damn dirty Geomys Well if I am a gopher, the world is mine I gotta eat the flesh I got my mind on Do you see the rays comin' from my eye What could you be dinner That Carl man that's blowin' them up? Me and my white teeth, claws And I can't seek a lot, any flesh will do I'm figurin' that's why they call me ferocious 'Cause I'm the scourge of the land When they see me they do Chorus 5x |
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| Gunzfactorian Soldier Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: funkytown
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