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03-28-2007, 04:42 PM
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| Gunzfactorian Veteran Hero  |  Super Euroflash: The Dialogue So, like, I'm ****ING HYPER RIGHT NOW. LIKE JESUS **** ****ING CLAMSHELLS UNDER THE GLORIOUS STAR OF FLURNING WABBERJERKY. ********HOLYLOLICONSHAKUGANNABARBARIANSPWNEDTHEXME N Anyways. Here is presented a dialogue between me, INVuRTS (AKA Gulanzon) and my insane alter-ego, Euro Beater (a reference to Eurobeat, not eStyle). More characters will be introduced later when I'm more ****ing wired. DARKMOONFIGHTER? LET THE HYPERBEGINOKOK! |
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03-28-2007, 04:43 PM
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| Newbie  | Re: Super Euroflash: The Dialogue I'm confused... What is this thread? ... Wait, never mind. Anyways, I'm a generic eStyler. I think kStyle sucks, because I have no internal social image. In other words, I suck, but pretend like I don't, because I'm a supermale. |
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03-28-2007, 04:46 PM
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| Gunzfactorian Veteran Hero | Re: Super Euroflash: The Dialogue Lol, eStyle. I'm a hybrid. And I'm not an angiosperm either, ok? OKOKLOL Here's how it works, mister Euro, I flame the **** out of you, while pretending to be discussing styles and social prejudices, as well as humans' biological inclination into dividing things into "them" and "us". For example: YOU'RE A ****ING RETARD YOU STUPID ****ING PIECE OF DIP**** LEARN TO ****ING PLAY LOL NOOB AND STOP ****ING RUNNING IT DRAINS MY ADRENALINE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB |
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03-28-2007, 04:47 PM
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| Newbie | Re: Super Euroflash: The Dialogue So, you're saying I should use kStyle? I never thought about it, really. I prefer slower games, and I'm not really into the whole button mash thing, beyond DDR. I look up to Tsuteto. I read all his guides and everything. That man is a God to me, ok? |
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03-28-2007, 04:50 PM
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| Gunzfactorian Veteran Hero | Re: Super Euroflash: The Dialogue No, not ok, OK, dipfag? YEAOKOK Here's the basic gist of it, manbro. If you don't kStyle, you either 1) Won't get very far 2) Will level slowly, give up, and go away 4) Will be buried underneath a semiliquid sludge of aggression for being part of the pariah group of "everyone else" |
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03-28-2007, 04:52 PM
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| Newbie | Re: Super Euroflash: The Dialogue That's great, but what are the advantages of kStyle? I just see all these crazy people flitting about like, well... I've been reading, and all I can see is that kStyle forces you up close to the enemy. Like I said, that's not my style, so... Am I really stuck? I mean, you can say all this to me, but it's all just words... |
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03-28-2007, 04:59 PM
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| Gunzfactorian Veteran Hero | Re: Super Euroflash: The Dialogue Quote:
kStyle is predominant mostly because of 1) Large return for minimum of practice 2) Steady exponential increase of FUN proportionate to TIME SPENT MASTERING 4) It's ****ING HYPER The way humanity works is saddeningly simple: 1) Co-operate with nearby, co-vulnerable settlements 2) Nearby settlements will have similar physical attributes 4) Co-operate with people with similar physical attributes 5) Exploit everyone else Thus we have the dynamic of GunZ society. kStylers see other kStylers, so they are more tolerant of them. Alpha neuters (gender does not apply over virtual media) will be intolerant of everyone, and outright hateful towards sources of threats (especially those with less testosterone (who subsequently experience more of a threat than a challenge from competition)). eStylers and dStylers, constantly abused by kStylers (who are, in this case, a majority) will lash back with the according vitriol. kStylers feels assaulted, and step it up. Thus it cycles. So, kStyle: 1) Is the safer choice, socially 2) Is easier to "get into" 4) IS ****ING HYPER | |
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