+ Cool One Liners +

Ohikatu · 02-21-2007, 10:15 AM

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Having one child makes you a parent;
having two makes you a referee.
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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.
I tried - but they wanted cash.
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Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot
live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,
always with the same person.
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You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things
more than doing them.
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Saving is the best thing.
Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something.
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Here are a few great notions in philosophy..
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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_JaY_ · 02-21-2007, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ohikatu

Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

lol..........

Bureda · 02-21-2007, 10:29 AM

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

that's PRO

Ohikatu · 02-23-2007, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bureda

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

that's PRO

Hehehe most of them are quite good imo

Ultra Jesus · 02-23-2007, 10:26 PM

I liked most of those.

02-21-2007, 10:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
Ohikatu Gunzfactorian Commando Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Brooklyn,New York Posts: 2,572	+ Cool One Liners + ================================================== == Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. ================================================== === I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. ================================================== Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. ================================================== = Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. ================================================= Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. ================================================== == Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ================================================= Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. ================================================= A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. ================================================= You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. ================================================= Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. =============================================== Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. ================================================= Here are a few great notions in philosophy.. If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. .................................................. ........... Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. .................................................. ........ Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ................................................ __________________

02-21-2007, 10:29 AM	#3 (permalink)
Bureda Gunzfactorian Guardian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Off Topic Army Hideout Posts: 1,296 Bureda's GamerBio	Re: + Cool One Liners + Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. that's PRO __________________

02-23-2007, 10:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ultra Jesus Gunzfactorian Guardian Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,018 Ultra Jesus's GamerBio	Re: + Cool One Liners + I liked most of those. __________________ Ultra Jesus Ultra Jesus