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| Coin Operated Former Moderator Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Delta Orionis
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | I think I have a phobia. I can't poo if anybody is in the same toilet as me. It just feels so wrong, doing something so intimate in the presence of others. It's kind of like masturbating with your dad in the same room - just so wrong! This makes it a big problem if I go to school and I realize I need to let loose some solid matter. What do I do? Do I hold it in (ew)? Do I wait till nobody is in the same toilet as me (which is like, never)? You may laugh, but this is really affecting my life. The need to shat is overwhelming. |
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| Gunzfactorian Hero Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In your thoughts
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Quote:
So you wont go to the bathroom....when someone is in the same toilet as you? Keyword: IN | |
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| Coin Operated Former Moderator Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Delta Orionis
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Your words of wisdom affect me profoundly. You should be the new Buddha. @waterbuster: It's kind of like, you have a big bathroom with lots of cubicles. I don't even like peeing in the same bathroom as someone else sometimes, even if they're in a seperate cubicle. |
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| Gunzfactorian | Quote:
I must say, tough phobia you got there girl. How about locking the front door of the big bathroom when you first enter? Yeah I know there might be someone inside, but this solution is in case no one is inside at the time except you. Don't give a **** about whoever is stranded outside, the least they could do is wait for the janitor to come and unlock it. The only risk here is that you might get scold if this is done repeatedly, but hey, its either that risk or your phobia. | |
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