The 7-11

FroggerProLar · 05-19-2008, 05:56 PM

THIS ISN'T ME ITS A JOKE!

I recall my first time with a condom....I was 16 or so. I went in to
buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the
counter and, she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, "No."

So she unwrapped the package, took one out, and slipped over her
thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I
apparently still looked confused so, she looked all around the store.

It was empty. She said, "Just a minute, " and walked to the door and
locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse,
and removed it.

She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked,
"Do these excite you?"
Well, I was SO dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.
She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it
on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties, and laid down on a
desk.

"Well, come on, " she said, "we don't have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could
no longer hold back and..........POW, I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I
said, "I sure did, " and held up my thumb to show her.

Machiko · 05-19-2008, 05:57 PM

dont make new threads for the same sht please

Siefer-Neo · 05-19-2008, 06:56 PM

Very sexy story.

Ailysa · 05-20-2008, 02:12 AM

Lol. How about a sub-forum for jokes?

XKjalX · 05-20-2008, 06:23 AM

This ain't no Gunz Fiction.

This be blasphemy, This be madness!

...

Madness?

This belongs to the dump.

Ailysa · 05-20-2008, 07:56 AM

~~EddySimmz~~ · 05-20-2008, 11:03 AM

unfunny motivational less plis

FroggerProLar · 05-20-2008, 02:01 PM

im sry its not about gunz u nerds

XKjalX · 05-20-2008, 02:24 PM

Heh. Sorry for being such a critic. You could've always posted it at the Off-Topic section.

Senvae · 05-20-2008, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FroggerProLar

im sry its not about gunz u nerds

How ironic that you call them nerds for thinking about GunZ, when you're avatar is a screenshot from GunZ and this is gunzfactor...

But then again this is the internet, so making common sense is not allowed.

Ailysa · 05-21-2008, 05:53 AM

Lol, I was just imitating Kjal.

But then again, it is ironic two-fold that not only is your ava of GunZ, but your sig is also of Sparta, which Kjal happened to be reiterating.

Besides, you missed the point of his statement =P

Anyway.... Good joke.
Sub-forum for jokes possibility. But prob. in Community section.
kkthxbai.

05-19-2008, 05:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
FroggerProLar Gunzfactorian Guardian Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,667 FroggerProLar's GamerBio	The 7-11 THIS ISN'T ME ITS A JOKE! I recall my first time with a condom....I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter and, she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No." So she unwrapped the package, took one out, and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused so, she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just a minute, " and walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse, and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite you?" Well, I was SO dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties, and laid down on a desk. "Well, come on, " she said, "we don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and..........POW, I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I said, "I sure did, " and held up my thumb to show her. __________________

05-19-2008, 05:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
Machiko Gunzfactorian Veteran Hero Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,259 Machiko's GamerBio	Re: The 7-11 dont make new threads for the same sht please __________________

05-19-2008, 06:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
Siefer-Neo Gunzfactorian Patriot Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 431 Siefer-Neo's GamerBio	Re: The 7-11 Very sexy story. __________________ Good game.

05-20-2008, 02:12 AM	#4 (permalink)
Ailysa Gunzfactorian Commando Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia WTF:Extra,row Posts: 2,468	Re: The 7-11 Lol. How about a sub-forum for jokes? __________________ Ailysa's profile for GTDRPG -- Eirag's profile for GTDRPG

05-20-2008, 06:23 AM	#5 (permalink)
XKjalX Gunzfactorian Guardian Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaysia~~~ This:SPARTA! Posts: 1,547 XKjalX's GamerBio	Re: The 7-11 This ain't no Gunz Fiction. This be blasphemy, This be madness! ... Madness? This belongs to the dump. __________________ Kodachis rule. They might be heavy and weak, but they are still kodachis. What makes you look better than two swords? Three? Unlikely. Name: XKjalX ------ Class: Gunzfactor Guardian/E-Styler Kjalhasson Boudoin (Demon), of the GTDRPG:OA&D E.U.E. History Ted "Montage" Darthy, of the GTDRPG:OA&D If I use the smilie, it means I hate you. Believe me. Last edited by XKjalX; 05-20-2008 at 07:13 AM.

05-20-2008, 07:56 AM	#6 (permalink)
Ailysa Gunzfactorian Commando Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia WTF:Extra,row Posts: 2,468	Re: The 7-11 __________________ Ailysa's profile for GTDRPG -- Eirag's profile for GTDRPG

05-20-2008, 11:03 AM	#7 (permalink)
~~EddySimmz~~ Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 116 EddySimmz's GamerBio	Re: The 7-11 unfunny motivational less plis

05-20-2008, 02:01 PM	#8 (permalink)
FroggerProLar Gunzfactorian Guardian Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,667 FroggerProLar's GamerBio	Re: The 7-11 im sry its not about gunz u nerds __________________

05-20-2008, 02:24 PM	#9 (permalink)
XKjalX Gunzfactorian Guardian Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaysia~~~ This:SPARTA! Posts: 1,547 XKjalX's GamerBio	Re: The 7-11 Heh. Sorry for being such a critic. You could've always posted it at the Off-Topic section. __________________ Kodachis rule. They might be heavy and weak, but they are still kodachis. What makes you look better than two swords? Three? Unlikely. Name: XKjalX ------ Class: Gunzfactor Guardian/E-Styler Kjalhasson Boudoin (Demon), of the GTDRPG:OA&D E.U.E. History Ted "Montage" Darthy, of the GTDRPG:OA&D If I use the smilie, it means I hate you. Believe me.

05-21-2008, 05:53 AM	#11 (permalink)
Ailysa Gunzfactorian Commando Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia WTF:Extra,row Posts: 2,468	Re: The 7-11 Lol, I was just imitating Kjal. But then again, it is ironic two-fold that not only is your ava of GunZ, but your sig is also of Sparta, which Kjal happened to be reiterating. Besides, you missed the point of his statement =P Anyway.... Good joke. Sub-forum for jokes possibility. But prob. in Community section. kkthxbai. __________________ Ailysa's profile for GTDRPG -- Eirag's profile for GTDRPG Last edited by Ailysa; 05-21-2008 at 05:57 AM.