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02-27-2008, 01:39 AM
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| Gunzfactorian  |  Goblins Rant This is kind of a sequal to 'A Skeletal POV'. If you haven't read it, you don't have to...wait, why even say that? Meh...enjoy, or not.  I hate humans. Yeah I know what you're thinking. 1) Typical goblin and 2) Where the hell did a goblin get a computer? I don't have to answer your aimless questions. I'm short and green and have a musket that sounds like a shotgun. Why does my gun sound like a shotgun anyways? It's not a shotgun, it's a musket. It even fired iron pellets (which we aim pretty well don't we) and has a wide opening. What shotgun was Ijji looking at? Ijji...you made us target number one. Our King is not weak! You see that hammer he carries? He wipes out slow humans in two shots with that thing! What does that Supermoron have, huh? A giant sword, oooh that's original, AND it does less damage that our mighty King's hammer. Speaking of which, if you get a sword from Superion, why on earth do you get a rocket launcher from our King? We don't even know where they are! That's why we use shotskets...muskguns...I don't even know anymore. Another thing I don't know is those Lizards. If they're in a Prison, why are you humans hunting them? THEY'RE ALREADY LOCKED UP! Oh, so you like shiny Gold and Platinum rings? Fine, but stop bugging our Shamans! Everytime you humans invade our mansions (most of which are PAYED OFF, and you are lowering market value by damaging them!) you always kill out Shamans and take their necklaces. Oh and they are calles Crimson'S Necklace, NOT CRIMSON NECKLACE! If you meatheads are going to steal from us, take something THAT EXISTS! And what's with you taking our meat? Did you decide one day "Hey, let's kill goblins and take their food because we're too lazy to find a cow." What the hell...and where are you keeping it all? You idiots must have stolen at least 10 million pieces of meat...who's buying it all!? You human absolutely purplex me. You take our meat, our necklaces, our dolls (my daughter is still sad) and sometimes our skulls. We had no idea the Skeletons had it so bad until now. At least all goblins get along, unlike those Skeletons. Both us Goblins and Skeletons hate the Lizards. They sound alot like skeletons and attack alot like goblins. They copied us! At least those giant red ones had the decency to use their disgusting breath as an attack. Ha, I bet you HATE how it smells! It's so bad you can't even move after breathing it hahaha! There is one thing all Goblins, Skeletons, and Lizards agree on... we all laugh when we kill you! Oh and we know it happens...ALOT! I think my endings for these still need work. Anywho, thanks for reading, even if you hate this one too. |
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