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Old 05-13-2008, 12:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default This was the weirdest mothers day ever.

(Note my grandmother has a severe case of dementia)

I greeted them at the door,taking the cinnamonrolls my mom brought and placed them on the table

When she went to the bathroom, I went over to hug my grandma, when I noticed something in her eyes.

Through the sickly yellow irises and watery pupils, the indisputable fire of lust smoldered softly.

"Hey grandma, how are you feeling?" I asked,

realizing then that her dementia must have advanced tremendously

since the last time we met,

so much so that she didn't even recognize me.

"Why hello Mr. Strong Arms!" she cooed, shuffling her way over towards me,

her mouth slightly agape, her plastic hip squeaking wildly.

"Say grandma, why not take a seat? That hip sounds a little rusty."

"Maybe you could help grease my hinges".

With that she leaped upon me,

her hollow bones sprung into my arms like a sack of twigs,

her sagging lips engulfed my face.

Reaching down the front of my jeans,

she pulled my already diamond-hard penis, sucking it like a respirator.

I ejaculated all over her blouse and mouth, when I heard my mother flush the toilet.

Quickly I unwrapped the cinnamon buns still on the table,

threw a few into the trash, and just buttoned my pants when she came back.

"I tried to stop her, but she just attacked those rolls!" I explained.

"Oh mom, look at all the icing you got on you!" my mother said smilingly.

"Come on, let's get you cleaned up."

My grandma stood in the middle of the room, confused by my triumphant glare.
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Old 05-13-2008, 12:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Is HerbalTea the one in his/her avatar?
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Old 05-14-2008, 03:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 05-14-2008, 03:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That is a odd mothers day..
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Old 05-14-2008, 06:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
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It's not Milf anymore it's Gilf!
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Old 05-19-2008, 12:42 AM   #6 (permalink)
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too bad its not funny ~!
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ur grandma likes ur dick
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HerbalTea's avatar is hawt.

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Old 05-20-2008, 10:57 PM   #10 (permalink)
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That was kinda how mine went... good to know that it's not that weird.
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Old 05-21-2008, 12:31 AM   #11 (permalink)
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You are such a great author.
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Old 05-21-2008, 01:49 AM   #12 (permalink)
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oh man i don't if i should laugh or feel really disgusted...
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Old 05-21-2008, 05:51 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I'd say that was the best mothers day ever.
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lmao you granny gave you einstein?!?!
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