You're depressed. [Depression Screening Test]

Becci · 07-07-2008, 10:00 AM

Psych Central - Depression Screening Test

Seriously, according to this test, more people who took it are statistically 'depressed' than not (the highest percentage of people are around the 50+ region, i.e. severe depression).

If you score 0-9 you're a ****ing bunny rabbit prancing around on a sunflower field, and I fully advocate your death

fgjk · 07-07-2008, 10:02 AM

WOOO 5!!!

Liquidfox · 07-07-2008, 10:03 AM

Where's your score >:|?

I like to Q_Q at everything so here's my 43

Tranquility · 07-07-2008, 10:04 AM

Results of your
Depression Quiz

You scored a total of 74

Based upon your responses to this depression quiz, you appear to be suffering from a severe depression. People who have answered similarly to you typically qualify for a diagnosis of major depression and have sought professional treatment for this disorder.

You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, it would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further diagnosis from a trained mental health professional immediately.

Cribby · 07-07-2008, 10:04 AM

16 points ,,

~~Captain_Cool~~ · 07-07-2008, 10:05 AM

You scored a total of 16

10 - 17 Possible mild depression

You appear to be experiencing some depressive symptoms which are often common amongst the general population. It is unclear as to whether you suffer these problems severely enough to need to seek further diagnosis and treatment of them. You should not take your responses to this self-report questionnaire as a diagnosis or recommendation for treatment of any sort. Consult with a trained mental health professional if you are experiencing depressive feelings and/or difficulties in your daily functioning that you are worried about.

Heidenreich8 · 07-07-2008, 10:06 AM

"Results of your
Depression Quiz

You scored a total of 6"

I thought it was a joke site, those questions made lolrofl.

**Nosedagger** · 07-07-2008, 10:07 AM

I'm a 58. I have severe depression. Does this mean I'll go raving mad? Will that make me smarter?

I answered the questions truthfully btw.

Becci · 07-07-2008, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liquidfox

Where's your score >:|?

I like to Q_Q at everything so here's my 43

I got a 32, and I don't think I'm suffering from 'mild to moderate' depression <:

Point is, test sucks

Yakuza Kuzumi · 07-07-2008, 10:08 AM

25

Based upon your responses to this depression quiz, you appear to be suffering from a mild to moderate depressive disorder. You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, you may want to look into seeking further consultation with a trained mental health professional if you are experiencing any difficulties in daily functioning or if you'd like a more in-depth answer.

Becci · 07-07-2008, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nosedagger

I'm a 58. I have severe depression. Does this mean I'll go raving mad? Will that make me smarter?

I answered the questions truthfully btw.

The men in white suits are coming after you now

Armand · 07-07-2008, 10:12 AM

I scored a 19.

Meh.

Tranquility · 07-07-2008, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tranquility

Results of your
Depression Quiz

You scored a total of 74

Based upon your responses to this depression quiz, you appear to be suffering from a severe depression. People who have answered similarly to you typically qualify for a diagnosis of major depression and have sought professional treatment for this disorder.

You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, it would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further diagnosis from a trained mental health professional immediately.

Tranquility running in first place for nr1 most depressed person in gzf

fgjk · 07-07-2008, 10:17 AM

only 2 ****ing bunny rabbits prancing around on a sunflower fields so far?

Heidenreich8 · 07-07-2008, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fgjk

only 2 ****ing bunny rabbits prancing around on a sunflower fields so far?

Maybe we should mate.

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Tranquility Gunzfactorian Guardian Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: 新加坡 Posts: 1,066 Tranquility's GamerBio	Re: You're depressed. [Depression Screening Test] Results of your Depression Quiz You scored a total of 74 Based upon your responses to this depression quiz, you appear to be suffering from a severe depression. People who have answered similarly to you typically qualify for a diagnosis of major depression and have sought professional treatment for this disorder. You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, it would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further diagnosis from a trained mental health professional immediately. __________________ Listening to: 失落非主流 -I'm back from my exams weeeee

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~~Captain_Cool~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: The Ocean. Posts: 2 Captain_Cool's GamerBio	Re: You're depressed. [Depression Screening Test] You scored a total of 16 10 - 17 Possible mild depression You appear to be experiencing some depressive symptoms which are often common amongst the general population. It is unclear as to whether you suffer these problems severely enough to need to seek further diagnosis and treatment of them. You should not take your responses to this self-report questionnaire as a diagnosis or recommendation for treatment of any sort. Consult with a trained mental health professional if you are experiencing depressive feelings and/or difficulties in your daily functioning that you are worried about.

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Heidenreich8 Gunzfactorian Patriot Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Väinölä. Posts: 318 Heidenreich8's GamerBio	Re: You're depressed. [Depression Screening Test] "Results of your Depression Quiz You scored a total of 6" I thought it was a joke site, those questions made lolrofl. __________________ Bondage IST KRRIIEEGG.

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Yakuza Kuzumi Gunzfactorian Soldier Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 759 Yakuza Kuzumi's GamerBio	Re: You're depressed. [Depression Screening Test] 25 Based upon your responses to this depression quiz, you appear to be suffering from a mild to moderate depressive disorder. You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, you may want to look into seeking further consultation with a trained mental health professional if you are experiencing any difficulties in daily functioning or if you'd like a more in-depth answer. __________________ THANKS KB FOR GOLD SWORD

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Armand Gunzfactorian Commando Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: You Spin Me Right 'Round Posts: 2,575 Armand's GamerBio	Re: You're depressed. [Depression Screening Test] I scored a 19. Meh.

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fgjk Gunzfactorian Guardian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dont turn around.. Posts: 1,803	Re: You're depressed. [Depression Screening Test] only 2 ****ing bunny rabbits prancing around on a sunflower fields so far? __________________