Anti-Noob guide

Sqwaller · 08-02-2006, 01:35 AM

This is a guide how not to become a noob.
Do everything what I tell you, and I asure you with 99% that you will not be called a noob.

DO NOT hack
DO NOT spam
DO NOT cheat
DO NOT get hp pick-ups
DO NOT get ap pick-ups
DO NOT call someone a noob
DO NOT call other by names
DO NOT badmouth theyre mother
DO NOT be low-leveled
DO NOT kill a high-leveled
DO NOT not die too many times
DO NOT kill too many people
DO NOT afk
DO NOT use noob weapons
DO NOT be naked
DO NOT spray
DO NOT shoot too accurate
DO NOT reload
DO NOT use sword
DO NOT lag
DO NOT control your lag to teleport
DO NOT post a penis

Thank you for listening.

kaw · 08-02-2006, 02:18 AM

Dude stop spamming. You've been posting several stupid topics.

Duleekim · 08-02-2006, 02:23 AM

yea.. and i disagree with many of those DO NOTS...

lordcarbo · 08-02-2006, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sqwaller

DO NOT afk

I will not away from keyboard.

Priest-Angles · 08-02-2006, 02:51 AM

haha oops i am a sprayer cant help it XD

?iquE · 08-02-2006, 03:26 AM

This is quite stupid AND..... That practically eliminates everythign you can do on gunz. I think we should rename the game to "BE careful not to play this game otherwise your a noob" the duel.

Dutchbest · 08-02-2006, 03:42 AM

Joke topic.

If not, you pretty much fail.

DO NOT get hp pick-ups
DO NOT get ap pick-ups
DO NOT be low-leveled
DO NOT kill a high-leveled
DO NOT kill too many people
DO NOT spray
DO NOT shoot too accurate

That's just idiotic.

Sqwaller · 08-02-2006, 03:52 AM

(Yes, this is a joke)
Well, if you keep stealing in a duel pick-ups, you will be called a noob.
If you are low-leveled with lets say 50+, you will get called a noob at some point, or if you kill them "lol you spraying little noob"
"omg hacker noob, how did you hit me???"

**_Zephyre_** · 08-02-2006, 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sqwaller

DO NOT spam

Exactly, m'love.

DO NOT spam.

08-02-2006, 01:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sqwaller Gunzfactorian Guardian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: IN your moemh!1 Posts: 1,206	Anti-Noob guide This is a guide how not to become a noob. Do everything what I tell you, and I asure you with 99% that you will not be called a noob. DO NOT hack DO NOT spam DO NOT cheat DO NOT get hp pick-ups DO NOT get ap pick-ups DO NOT call someone a noob DO NOT call other by names DO NOT badmouth theyre mother DO NOT be low-leveled DO NOT kill a high-leveled DO NOT not die too many times DO NOT kill too many people DO NOT afk DO NOT use noob weapons DO NOT be naked DO NOT spray DO NOT shoot too accurate DO NOT reload DO NOT use sword DO NOT lag DO NOT control your lag to teleport DO NOT post a penis Thank you for listening. __________________ Did you know that Tsuteto called Dertybomb A Nazi? Sparked pimpped up meh swoerd.

08-02-2006, 02:18 AM	#2 (permalink)
kaw Gunzfactorian Soldier Join Date: May 2006 Location: Vancouver Posts: 712 kaw's GamerBio	Re: Anti-Noob guide Dude stop spamming. You've been posting several stupid topics. __________________

08-02-2006, 02:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
Duleekim Gunzfactorian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Towson, Maryland Posts: 171	Re: Anti-Noob guide yea.. and i disagree with many of those DO NOTS... __________________ -not all who wander are lost

08-02-2006, 02:51 AM	#5 (permalink)
Priest-Angles Gunzfactorian Guardian Join Date: May 2006 Location: malaysia-great place to visit Posts: 1,275 Priest-Angles's GamerBio	Re: Anti-Noob guide haha oops i am a sprayer cant help it XD

08-02-2006, 03:26 AM	#6 (permalink)
?iquE Gunzfactorian Soldier Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 876 ?iquE's GamerBio	Re: Anti-Noob guide This is quite stupid AND..... That practically eliminates everythign you can do on gunz. I think we should rename the game to "BE careful not to play this game otherwise your a noob" the duel. __________________ inactive

08-02-2006, 03:42 AM	#7 (permalink)
Dutchbest Gunzfactorian Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 148	Re: Anti-Noob guide Joke topic. If not, you pretty much fail. DO NOT get hp pick-ups DO NOT get ap pick-ups DO NOT be low-leveled DO NOT kill a high-leveled DO NOT kill too many people DO NOT spray DO NOT shoot too accurate That's just idiotic.

08-02-2006, 03:52 AM	#8 (permalink)
Sqwaller Gunzfactorian Guardian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: IN your moemh!1 Posts: 1,206	Re: Anti-Noob guide (Yes, this is a joke) Well, if you keep stealing in a duel pick-ups, you will be called a noob. If you are low-leveled with lets say 50+, you will get called a noob at some point, or if you kill them "lol you spraying little noob" "omg hacker noob, how did you hit me???" __________________ Did you know that Tsuteto called Dertybomb A Nazi? Sparked pimpped up meh swoerd.