How to be cheap xD (joke thread, dont get serious and flame me lol)

[jeekheadonmars]

For all of you that like being cheap, this is the guide for you. You will score lots of quick, low risk kills, but you will most definitely be called noob at some point, although im not against most of these xD.

1. Hack

Do I even need to explain?

2. Sprayer

Take a rifle/machinegun/submachinegun and go in a deathmatch, follow people and shoot them in their backs

3. Turtle

a) go into a gladiator game, preferably one with bow, then just turtle your opponent, and massive the hell out of them

b) go into any game with guns involved (prefereably with lots of KStylers), then turtle, the moment they hit your blade they will be thrown off balance, then mow them down in that split second

4. Kadachi (Dual Swords) Spam

Spam void step, period.

5. Grenade Spam

Just throw grenades everywhere, cross your fingers and hope for the best.

p.s. Yes this is another joke thread

[Devilznight]

Stop making your joke threads.

No one laffs except ijji noobs.

/fail

[Ad4M l uK]

Wanna hear a real joke?

jeekheadonmars

[Lt Gen U S G]

Oh man you're ****in' hilarious.




























































Not rly.

[Dogs]

^And so...we must make it funny. LET US PRAY.


Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

^^^^^XD XD XD XD















































































































Not rly

[Huopatossu]

I didn't lol.

[jeekheadonmars]

I loled at the comments xD (yes i am easily amused)

[semiiee]

wouldnt your minus rep suggest we dont like your jokes :[?

[An_Korean]

omfg TOO funny

[Ahrims]

Originally Posted by Ad4M l uK

Wanna hear a real joke?

jeekheadonmars

^^ this should be pinned

[Devilznight]

Originally Posted by semiiee

wouldnt your minus rep suggest we dont like your jokes :[?

No, common sense doesn't apply to some people.

[Deviok•]

You're basically outlining everyday GunZ-play.

[Devilznight]

What's a Gunz?

[Graxin]

Originally Posted by Ad4M l uK

Wanna hear a real joke?

jeekheadonmars

that made me laff.