How to be a sprayer!!~ (LOL!)

[jeekheadonmars]

You may think Im insane, but I honestly am going to create a guide on being a sprayer for EStylers. Yes, indeed, a "Sprayer" keyboard will be included. I dont know why, Im just making things harder for myself (Lol) so it might be due to the amount of alcohol Ive drunk tonite (More Lol) (Why am I bracketing so much Lol). ANYWAYS, yes I will get to the main point (soon) (uh this is a habit now) (oh well). So, firstly, what is a sprayer.

Sprayer:

1. One who takes up machineguns, rifles or submachine guns in a FPS (first person shooter) and fires randomly everywhere, inflicting tiny amounts of damage on everyone.

2. One that just stands there and hold fire until they realize theyre been hit from behind and dies

So there you have it, a definition of the "Sprayer"

Now, onto the actual keyboard:

Melee - Q
Gun 1 - R (Prefereably the one with more ammo)
Gun 2 - E (Prefereably the one with more damage per bullet)
Jump - Space
Block - Shift
Med 1/Grenade* - C
Med 2/Flash* - V
Reload - F
Fire - Left mouse button
Uppercut - Right mouse button

* = Mix and match people

Sprayer tactics:

The sniper:

To be as annoying as possible, be the sniper. Everyone will hate you and attempt to kill you first. To become this, stand either on the tallest buidling, floor or object, and constantly fire downwards at unsuspecting people. You will achieve little or no kills from this, but your chances of dying will also decrease dramatically. This is best used in team deathmatches as you can let your teammates do the actual killing and just wait for the experience

Another, more annoying, sniper is the one that stands on the outside of a group of random brawlers and fire into them, while this will score you easy kills, you will inevitably be shot in the back.

The walker

One sentence, three things: walk around everywhere, hold fire, aim.

The bloody uppercutter

Constantly walk around uppercutting, while you will hit nearly no one, if you do manage to hit someone, you will definitely score a kill (unless your aim really sucks that much), although you will, still, be shot from behind.

And.....thats it I think

And yes, I do realize most of this guide is dissing sprayer tactics, so ha, sucked in to reading this.

And yes, Im drunk, so sorry if it didnt make sense or I offended anyone

And yes, I do realize im repeating myself and is being awfully hypocritical

x3~

[semiiee]

faggot `

[jeekheadonmars]

Originally Posted by semiiee

faggot `

do you HAVE to *faggot* everyone of my posts, this is a JOKE thread lol

[Yuza]

Nice try I guess ^^

[Fail9000]

Hold fire, learn to dodge, know how to predict a k-stylers next move, learn lead, don't get close to the enemy, have steady aim.


Edn?.

[SoniK]

become Odin

[xKoovin]

become Odin

[Mantello]

You forgot to mention to tumble back and forth 9000 times when someone is trying to butterfly you.

[Shynai]

I thought you were serious but it could be a nice idea if people wanted to stop mashing their keyboards once in a while.

[jeekheadonmars]

xD yeah i realize i left out huge chunks xD~ I actually do spray when im bored of Kstyling xD~

[TurtleShell]

FAIL - excessive waste of typing space leads to an abundance of useless information that doesnt benefit anyone.

BTW, this ups my post count. woot~.

[Machiko]

faggot .

[Aducat]

I accept 1on1s Ign:Kuldioxid /w me

[SoniK]

Originally Posted by Aducat

I accept 1on1s Ign:Kuldioxid /w me

kool ill join ....not

[An_Korean]

kool .