Ass of the Colossus: A Legend Reborn

[Kiedo]

It's been quite a long while since Kiedo posted his/her first legendary technique. As the months rolled by and newer, more powerful moves came into light (Lunge Tap it), the once mighty Assmaster seemed to fade away. We still remember it, of course. We still respect it and revere it and even worship it at times when we think nobody is watching.

But somebody was watching. That great Ass in the sky is always watching over us, guiding us and giving us hope of better, faster, stronger techniques. Do not doubt the great Ass, for it has delivered.

Grand Asswizard Technique

Grand Asswizard is one of the more complicated Dagger tricks that I have devised as of late. It requires a fair amount of experience and skill in the field of Assmastery, or an MRB if you're cool like me. There are several variants that are both mysterious and intriguing which cover the clientside/serverside facets. The steps are as follows:

Basic
Lunge -> Magic Stick

Advanced
Extended Lunge -> Magic Stick

If you do not remember how to perform a Magic Stick, you must Reload your Gun and Switch to Melee at the exact same time so it appears your Sword/Dagger is floating. Along with the initial steps to create the Grand Asswizard, there are many applications in which it can be used.

Baiting and Taunting
It is a very well known fact that all K-Stylers are not as smart as me. Unlike Dagger users, they can be easily fooled, scared and intimidated by anything that does not fit the pattern of Block/RS/Walk Backwards. If you want to score an easy TK while your opponent says something extremely stupid such as "WTF???" or "WTF IS THAT???" or "WTF IS GOING ON I WISH I WAS DEAD", try to lure them into dropping their guard with an old Bait and Switch tactic.



Forced Assmaster
THIS IS NOT RAPE! YOSHI ASKED ME TO DO IT, I'M NOT KIDDING AROUND HERE! DON'T BAN ME!



There are many other ways to abuse your opponent and have fun at the expense of their dignity but I shall leave that up to your own imagination and creativity. There are many more moves on the horizon for Kiedo to discover, I just might be right back here in another 6 months posting the next great ass-pounding technique. Until then, thank you for reading.

Reference: Assmaster Tutorial

[Bolten]

lol nice one surprisingly good info there, baiting and abusing peoples stupidity ftw! its one of my fav things to do because i get a REALLY good laugh out of it and other pple usually do to.

[Atomic]

Kiedo, tomorrow ima +rep u 4 this.

[ect301fps]

That's so cool...

I'm at a loss of words presently...

[Kiedo]

[ect301fps]

Questions:
-Can this be done with other melee weapons?
-Does the gun affect the magic dildo? When I feebly attemted to emulate a wall-runned magic dick it just kinda floated beside me and didn't do anything cool.

[Kiedo]

Originally Posted by ect301fps

Questions:
-Can this be done with other melee weapons?

Dagger is on top, Sword is on bottom. That is the way of the GunZ.

Originally Posted by ect301fps

-Does the gun affect the magic dildo? When I feebly attemted to emulate a wall-runned magic dick it just kinda floated beside me and didn't do anything cool.

The gun shouldn't effect anything except maybe the reloading duration. There are many variants of Magic Stick that are executed while your character is in various animations. If you do it while walking or standing still then it should appear to your side and allow you to do a Wall-Run/Assmaster.

[Eraser_Rain]

Kiedo owned me with this move, like always.

[ect301fps]

Originally Posted by Kiedo

Dagger is on top, Sword is on bottom. That is the way of the GunZ.

That much is obvious, but I was wondering so screens of lulz featuring kodashis (double penatration) or using the Giant sword or Spiked mace in debug mode (kimochi desu!).

[pieguy314]

Wow, this just brings rape to a whole new level.

[Kiedo]

Originally Posted by ect301fps

That much is obvious, but I was wondering so screens of lulz featuring kodashis (double penatration) or using the Giant sword or Spiked mace in debug mode (kimochi desu!).

[YoshiBlood]

Originally Posted by Kiedo

Baiting and Taunting
It is a very well known fact that all K-Stylers are not as smart as me. Unlike Dagger users, they can be easily fooled, scared and intimidated by anything that does not fit the pattern of Block/RS/Walk Backwards. If you want to score an easy TK while your opponent says something extremely stupid such as "WTF???" or "WTF IS THAT???" or "WTF IS GOING ON I WISH I WAS DEAD", try to lure them into dropping their guard with an old Bait and Switch tactic.

Rofl. Very well put Kiedo.
And.. O.o oh geez there are pics of the rapeage

[Bolten]

ive heard of pple being 'raped' in gunz but never seen it o.O

[ect301fps]

Originally Posted by Kiedo

Hells yeah.

[pieguy314]

Originally Posted by Kiedo

You know that daggershot emblem? You gonna get raped? well I think here it is.