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08-06-2007, 11:09 AM
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| Gunzfactorian Soldier |  Call911Quick's Guide to E-Style! Hi everybody! Have you ever been mercilessly slashed to pieces by a kstyler flying through the air with a katana, or a dstylers charcing at you with breaknecking speed with a dagger? NEVER FEAR! This guide is for those of you who believe that kstyle and dstyle is cheap, stupid, and a bug! It's for those of you who believe that kstyle and dstyle unbalance the game, and are just simply TOO DIFFICULT to learn! Prerequisites: -Have not hit puberty yet. I'm sorry, but if you don't fit into the above criteria, it is impossible for you to become a TRUE E-styler! Moving on... Techniques: -Tumble: This is you bread and butter technique. It is quite a complicated move, and when you master it, you can brag to all the other kstylers and dstylers that you are now a true estyler. Here is the key combination: Double tap W, A, S, or D. I know, it's difficult isn't it? It takes precise timing and nerves of steel! But don't worry, once you master it, you can tumble around the map as a true and proud ESTYLER! -Shooting: This isn't too difficult is it? the key combination: Left mouse button. You have the option of also holding down the left mouse button, so your gun shoots automatically without you having to click repeatedly. It's useful when you are simply too lazy to aim, because your bullets encompass a larger area as they spread out, and the chances of you randomly hitting a person increases. -Throwing a grenade: First, you have to buy a grenade. Good, now that you have grenades, press either 4 or 5 to select it. The key combination for throwing a grenade is this: Left mouse button. It's just like shooting, except you lob an arch and the grenade doesn't move in a straight line like bullets do. It also takes some time for the grenade to explode. This is very effective in that you can throw two or three wildly and hope that people don't notice as they walk over the grenade that has just made a rather obnoxious "clink, clink, clink" in front of them. -Aiming: This is very, very difficult, and is mastered by only a few. Key combination: Move your crosshair over your enemy. I know, it's hard, rite? Tactics: This is the KEY to ESTYLE, and is what distinguishes you, because we all know that the ONLY REASON why kstylers can beat us is their HUGE EGO, AMIRITE?! So first, when you join a game, call everyone a noob. This makes them angry, and can cloud their judgement as they are angry at you. For the more advanced players, first press V and then spam "noob" with every imaginable suffix before it. "Sword noob", "Jump noob", "Hacker noob", are only a few choices you can pick from. After that is said and done, or just said, you can now concentrate on killing people. This is generally a combination of aiming, shooting, and tumbling. If you are low on health, be sure to RUN! If you tumble NON STOP, you can actually keep up with the pace of an average kstyler, and can therefore run your @ss off. Make sure to get health pickups whenever you can, and sometimes even if you don't have to. RUN! Turn, try to lose that mean kstyler that's tailing you. The most effective strategy is to just hold down your trigger so your bullets spread out and hit the kstylers randomly. It's eaiser than aiming, and it's pretty difficult to aim on top of the lag when the no-skill kstylers are flying everywhere. A very effective strategy is to go around a corner, drop a nade, and hope the kstyler doesn't simply DASH over it or notice it as they round to corner chasing you. Remember, tactics people! Tactics! OMG THAT IS THE KEY WORD TO ESTYLER! TACTICS! The golden key to success and killing others, of course, is TACTICS?! I mean those dumb kstylers don't use TACTICS. AMIRITE?! Equipment: For weapons, pick automatics or weapons with spread. Pistols are too weak, but you can use revolvers and shotguns if you are daring. For rings, get whatever. Nades over meds! I mean, tactics largely involve NADES, AMIRITE?! NADES are so important because people just never happen to notice a bouncing black dot on their screen and run over it without a care in the world, AMIRITE?! Thank you for reading my guide and I hope it helps you in your future Gunz endeavors. Remember, HAIL ESTYLE! (*No offense to estylers*) Last edited by Call911Quick; 08-06-2007 at 11:14 AM. |
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08-06-2007, 08:10 PM
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| Gunzfactorian Soldier | Re: Call911Quick's Guide to E-Style! Quote:
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