[That 1 Guy]

Spent the night at a friends instead. Just be sure to pull into his house after his parents are asleep. Theres no really bad beer smell that can't be taking out with gum or mints, and if you're only drinking two beers then any trace will probably be gone before you even leave the bon fire. You should be more like me, have your parents leave for the weekend then get your friends dad to buy you and some others beer. Then have about 10 floating beer cars in the pool in the morning with the rest sprawled out all over your porch and a few on the kitchen floor from where you were laughing so hard you couldn't get up so you spilled a bunch and left the cans there.