+ Reply to Thread
Page 4 of 4 FirstFirst ... 2 3 4
Results 46 to 51 of 51

Thread: Man vs Lion

  1. #46
    Gunzfactorian Hero Colby's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Posts: 17,078
    Posts
    3,857
    Replays
    0
    Uploads
    0
    Colby has a reputation beyond repute. Colby has a reputation beyond repute. Colby has a reputation beyond repute. Colby has a reputation beyond repute. Colby has a reputation beyond repute. Colby has a reputation beyond repute. Colby has a reputation beyond repute. Colby has a reputation beyond repute. Colby has a reputation beyond repute. Colby has a reputation beyond repute. Colby has a reputation beyond repute.

    Default Re: Man vs Lion

    Quote Originally Posted by Paul View Post
    I'm guessing the break you experienced wasn't very severe at all if you would go to such lengths for the sake of playing a football game. Professional football players certainly do not screw around like that when they get hurt, and they get paid millions of dollars for it.

    Now the friend you're referring to who was a trained soldier,and walking would only have been a possibility if the bone hadn't broken very badly, or maybe not at all. Ten gunshot wounds is impressive sounding, but a bullet can easily miss bone or graze a person, and cause nothing more than a flesh wound. It may sound a little out there, but if ten gunshot wounds did not kill a person, you've got to accept that they really didn't hit anything important, else he would not be alive. Anyway, even if some of the bullets hit the bone, you can fight pain, but you can't fight physics. A bone broken badly enough will misalign, throw you off balance to the point where the pain WILL cause you to submit, and you'll resort to crawling.

    Okay, so you saw a TV special on a part of anatomy. Documentaries such as that typically tend to show you the limits of the human body. They tell you the most impressive stuff to emphasize a point. The average person who breaks their bones will definitely submit to pain. If you've ever actually seen someone get hurt in a fight, you'll notice that they don't exactly turn into a hate tank of death, fighting for their lives as you're making everyone out to be. Instinctually, a fist fight is pretty similar to any other fight - including fighting a lion. You're still in the frame of mind that this is dangerous, and you're going to get hurt or even killed. Two people can get into a fist fight, and one good punch in the gut can end one of them, no bone-breaking required. In the same situation, another individual may take blow after blow and never stop until they've won. It's a matter of the individual, but most people are too weak to fulfill the potential you're describing.
    Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with hair from a lions mane, while it's still alive.

  2. #47
    Gunzfactorian Veteran Hero
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    4,691
    Replays
    0
    Uploads
    0
    manofsparrow has much to be proud of. manofsparrow has much to be proud of. manofsparrow has much to be proud of. manofsparrow has much to be proud of. manofsparrow has much to be proud of. manofsparrow has much to be proud of. manofsparrow has much to be proud of.

    Default Re: Man vs Lion

    Quote Originally Posted by Billionz View Post
    Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with hair from a lions mane, while it's still alive.
    Chuck Norris doesn't need to brush his teeth. He pulls out his old ones every day and grows new clean ones to replace them.

  3. #48
    Gunzfactorian Hero Colby's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Posts: 17,078
    Posts
    3,857
    Replays
    0
    Uploads
    0
    Colby has a reputation beyond repute. Colby has a reputation beyond repute. Colby has a reputation beyond repute. Colby has a reputation beyond repute. Colby has a reputation beyond repute. Colby has a reputation beyond repute. Colby has a reputation beyond repute. Colby has a reputation beyond repute. Colby has a reputation beyond repute. Colby has a reputation beyond repute. Colby has a reputation beyond repute.

    Default Re: Man vs Lion

    Quote Originally Posted by manofsparrow View Post
    Chuck Norris doesn't need to brush his teeth. He pulls out his old ones every day and grows new clean ones to replace them.
    Chuck Norris carves new teeth out of the bones of living Tyrannosauruses, THEN kills them.

  4. #49
    Gunzfactorian Guardian Socks's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    In the BAY AREA Rank: #1
    Posts
    1,680
    Replays
    3
    Uploads
    0
    Blog Entries
    1
    Socks has a reputation beyond repute. Socks has a reputation beyond repute. Socks has a reputation beyond repute. Socks has a reputation beyond repute. Socks has a reputation beyond repute. Socks has a reputation beyond repute. Socks has a reputation beyond repute. Socks has a reputation beyond repute. Socks has a reputation beyond repute. Socks has a reputation beyond repute. Socks has a reputation beyond repute.
    Gamer IDs

    Gamertag SOCKS
    PSN ID OWNS
    XFIRE ID YOU
    Steam ID ALL

    Default Re: Man vs Lion

    Quote Originally Posted by Billionz View Post
    Chuck Norris carves new teeth out of the bones of living Tyrannosauruses, THEN kills them.
    Tyrannosauruses explode when Chuck Norris looks at them.
    Final golden sword was given to me by the one and only Jpizle.

  5. #50
    Gunzfactorian Patriot
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    272
    Replays
    0
    Uploads
    0
    adisbad0 is a jewel in the rough.

    Default Re: Man vs Lion

    It works with dog's, so i'd stand my ground with my hand out.
    Rawr!
    | Ijji GunZ |
    | Adisbad: Level 60
    |

  6. #51
    Gunzfactorian Commando Chokichi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    TheUK ~^_^~ Clan:Morphic
    Posts
    2,270
    Replays
    0
    Uploads
    0
    Chokichi has a reputation beyond repute. Chokichi has a reputation beyond repute. Chokichi has a reputation beyond repute. Chokichi has a reputation beyond repute. Chokichi has a reputation beyond repute. Chokichi has a reputation beyond repute. Chokichi has a reputation beyond repute. Chokichi has a reputation beyond repute. Chokichi has a reputation beyond repute. Chokichi has a reputation beyond repute. Chokichi has a reputation beyond repute.

    Default Re: Man vs Lion

    Quote Originally Posted by guntakeda View Post
    gayest post ever. lol

    Emmm bruce lee :P
    Jackie Chan
    Jet Li
    chuck norris?

    wow people are dumb.

    chuck noris vs a ***in lion.

    A LION FFS WOW PPL THINK ITS A ***IN LION.
































    lion is no match for chuck noris.

+ Reply to Thread
Page 4 of 4 FirstFirst ... 2 3 4

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts